jobbies on toast

Toast with a delicious condiment that is human feces

woman: im hungry!!
man: have some jobbies on toast , its so delicious mmmmm

by shmelliottmack September 27, 2010

Toast

(Noun) A copied picture that has been reposted on a group devoted towards pictures.

Dave White posted too many toasts, therefore he has been b&.

by D3mosth3n3s May 4, 2008

toasters, the

the greatest ska band ever. shure the specials were good but.....dude the toasters are just awesome.listen to them and you will agree. duuude they rock. not only that but they just about singlehandedly started the 3rd wave of ska.

im going to get toasted while listening to the toasters

by i am spam!!! June 25, 2004

TOAST

Tits On A STick. Referring to a thin woman with large breasts (real or fake).

Yo, TOAST looking at you.

or

Is she hot? Yeah man, TOAST.

by PlasticRR December 18, 2008

toast your buns

To have sex

I want to toast your buns later.

by Oates March 18, 2014

Kansas toaster strudle

A male cums in a cup, heats it up in the microwave and pours it on his ass, the female, or male partner then procedes to lick it off.

Damn, i'm so tired! My girl wanted Kansas toaster strudles all last night!

by Big_duck December 23, 2008

Wyoming Toaster Strudel

Can only be performed when a girl is on her period...The guy rubs ice cubes on himself to get his junk all tiny and shriveled (cold as Wyoming). He then goes in the bedroom to watch the girl finger herself during this time of the month (strudel) while yanking his limp cock until he squirts a half-cum on her belly (icing).

Bret: I met this chick last night who was smoking hot. The only problem was she wasn't on her period so I couldn't give her a Wyoming toaster strudel. I had my dick all cold and limp and ready to go too!
Matt: That sucks. I don't even touch my girl except that time of the month.

by Gabe Oytoucher December 14, 2014