swedish

Sweden is full of Swedish, blond, bombshells with huge breasts, but the men are considered gay and/or stupid by other Scandinavian countries. The reason for this is their natural blonde hair, massively upper body strength, and their way of speaking. This normally has nothing to do with the actual men, hell, he could bring back a deer to his wife and seven kids and still be considered gay by fellow norse men.

Once about a time 2 Swedes and 2 Norwegians were gonna compete who got most fish.

The Norwegians pulled up fish after fish, but the Swedes got nothing.

Then, one of the Swedes decided to spy on the Norwegians.
Later on, he came back to his buddy, and gave the following message...

– Dom har borat høl i isen! (They've made a hole through the ice!)

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Swedish men are stupid.

by Viking-way back March 25, 2007

Swedish bagpipes

1. A variety of bagpipes played in traditional Swedish folk music.
2. The male genitalia; less commonly, the penis.

You look like you have a lot of musical talent. Care to come back to my place and put your lips to my Swedish bagpipes?

by bluegrassfan February 1, 2005

swedish

Derived from the word sweet

Can be used to replace sweet in a sentence or used to describe a person, item or situation.

Yo that girl was hot!

Yeah man swedish!

or

Hey man i'll be over in half hour.

reply - Swedish

by BeSpoken February 24, 2008

Swedish snow blower

The act of one ejaculating into their partners mouth, then having their partner violently spit the ejaculant into their face.

Guy 1: So, Sasha gave me a Swedish snow blower last night. It was pretty hot.

Guy 2: Ew dude, you're sick!

by Snow-blowing Swede December 1, 2010

Swedish meatball

When you poop into someones mouth and they proceed to perform fellatio on you.

I invited her over for spaghetti and swedish meatballs...

by McKraut August 23, 2010

swess

sweater dress; trendy one piece dress that is made from sweater material; wore with tights or legging underneath

Oh Emily that swess is cute. I really like it in black, however the plum will match my tan boots better.

by Trin camp December 31, 2007

Swedish Shovel-Up

When one sticks his penis in a toilet full of diarrhea and pulls the shit up with his penis and then get's a blow job while he has disgusting multicolored feces on his penis. And then after he is done, he makes out with the one who gave him a blow job.

Hey Paul how did you enjoy that Swedish Shovel-Up last night that I gave you? Well, it tasted a bit tangy, but on the bright side, i brushed my teeth after.

by garrysoon March 23, 2010