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Straph

“My boss has been making me work a ton of overtime recently…”
“Sorry to hear that bro, that’s sounds really straph”
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Strategic Admission

(noun)
A person who gets caught in a controversy and waits until people stop caring before confessing to what they did. They hope to get away with it by admitting when the fuss has died down.
Person A: "Did you hear about that celebrity scandal?"
Person B: "Yeah, they totally pulled a strategic admission maneuver. Waited for everyone to forget before coming clean."
by ahundredovens August 9, 2023
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strategic piss

Taking a really quick piss because you're playing games with your buds online and action is already occurring.
Dude 1: The match is about to start, gotta take a strategic piss!
Dude 2: Better be quick or you'll get killed.
by Sir funk face October 22, 2023
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strahtkhaf

A method of movement defined by it's incredibly confident and funky strutting, (straht) although to avoid giving people an "ew," and coming across as toxic, and a cough (khaf) to show you are pulmonarily pitiful.
Nothing gonna stop you with the strahtkhaf combo, strutting like a stunner who is pitiable.
by ScreamyBoi1984 December 20, 2023
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Straph

When something is shit because it’s too damn hard
I’m ready to quit, this game is too damn straph”
by Poopypoopybutthole69696969 February 4, 2024
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Straph

A word for something that sucks because it’s too damn hard
I’m ready to quit because this game is too damn straph”
by Joshua_falloutboi February 4, 2024
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Strategically Moronic

How so? Pretty sure I got you to consent to the murder of your own kids. I mean... You're already primed to do it by your religion but... Still... It's funny.
Hym "Nothing strategically moronic about it

If you would have said to me 'Stop watching me and don't fuck that retard and pay me for my labor or I'll murder your kids' I would have been like 'Okie dokie.' And I would have went home and played Baldur's Gate 3. That's the definition of asininity." 🤷 ♂️
by Hym Iam November 24, 2023
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