Spunking

The act of caressing the ass of an unsuspecting victim.

Most often witnessed in subways. An acceptable but lesser used version can be used to describe rubbing ones own ass in a public place thereby making others feel uncomfortable.

(eg Spunking used to be my favorite hobby until I found out that all the times I've been maced can cause blindess)

by Mike Teri December 2, 2007

Dump-spunking.

The act of taking a poop, and masturbating over it.

"Dude, did you see that bloke last night?!"
"I didn't see her, but I heard he was Dump-spunking."

by Bobski911 October 22, 2009

Spunk monkey

a handy helper Available for free non commercial use for the sick/tired elderly/homeless people in aid of mastubation

lazy handed jackass yank
hobo eating whimpey burger left overs
perverted russian comrad who goes by the name of bonald

by TeHBoXGoD January 8, 2004

Skunksville, USA

This is my word I use to denote your typical college town USA with its pretentious artsy-fartsy liberal crowds. Examples of the middle-class stolidity and complacency, many of Skunksville, USA denizens consider themselves writers and artists.
They have too much time at their hands.

Professor Leo Spritzer is such a respected memeber of the University of Skunksville's liberal arts department.

by Lorenzo November 5, 2003

spunk

spunk is a white liquid that shoots out your helmet on the dick its a bollocks of a fucking word one of my favourites too

are you cumming
do you mean the spunk way or the going somewhere way
ummmmmmm yeah are you cumming on i mean too the shop
yes
hahahahaha you cummed
listen you punk o' spunk do you want some
no
will shut the fuck up you little zygote

by Jackroll April 21, 2006

spunk

(noun) quality of mind showing enthusiasm, motivation, boldness, determination, energy, and courage.

Spunk Fitness

by Spunk Fitness February 19, 2010

spunkfarmer

sucking the jizz from a prominent labour politician

tony blair on the beach, arousing chickens

by bertie goz October 4, 2003