When you poop after eating a lot of roughage that didn't fully digest & the stools produce a scrape & scratch sensation as they pass through your sphincter.
I ate a kale salad quickly last night for dinner and maybe didn't chew it up enough because the healthy scratch I felt this morning looked like it was mostly caused by all the green in the bowl
by milpoolSK February 22, 2023
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Get the tough itch to scratch mug.When a human takes a sun dryed cob of corn and wipes fecal matter and other things that cause itching from it's anus.
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Get the mouth booty scratcher mug.When a bet is made for a lotto scratchy, with the loser of the bet to buy the scratchy, and the winnings shared.
Two friends make a bet on the result of the footy, and wager a sportsman's scratchy. The friend who looses the bet buys a scratchy, with the winnings shared equally between the two friends.
by Mongy47 August 26, 2021
Get the Sportsman's Scratchy mug.Jack the scratcher is an incrdibly famous tiktoker that rose to fame in 2020 by uploading multiple scratch tiktoks. With his most recent responding to a famous controversy. The controversy was around who jack the scratchers real identity was. @eljaye asked if jack the scratchers name was jack fish to which jack responded by saying no.
Eljaye: Are you jack fish?
JackTheScratcher: Hello my name is jack the scratcher unfortunately, no, im not jack fish
JackTheScratcher: Hello my name is jack the scratcher unfortunately, no, im not jack fish
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