Sploop

A big looser, no one likes them , smell very bad

Person 1:look at that guy over there

Person 2:what a sploop

by Superduperfungirl April 22, 2019

Sploogie

Entity, the aftermath of one's ejaculatory sessions manifesting upwards within their body to create an elder god like being that consumes that of which belongs of others there by growing in size and making human reproduction impossible.

Well tarnation, there goes my sploogie wreaking havoc on the middle east.

by Qin Napels May 13, 2019

splooge mcduck

a phrase to describe a man who wants to maintainthe nobility of his family jewels from uncouth up and coming banjii boys.

nah, i dont need no bttm, bruh-- lately, ive had to be splooge mcduck 'cause these hyenas want shit for free.

by faggot_genesis July 15, 2019

Sploop

When you do a big poo and some toilet water gets on your bum

I did a sploop

by Globobby October 2, 2019

Splooge

when a guy has a very violent orgasm to the point they say "SPLOOOOGEE!"

Splooge: originated in Canada.
can be defined as: Having the best time of your awful life ;)

guy: "I'm gonna cum"
girl: *rides 20x harder*
guy: "SPLOOOOGEEE"

girl: "what the actual f*uck just happened"

by Shaquille Oat'meal October 30, 2019

sploofleburger

An anorexic male typically named Matty that has a massive cock.

Girl- I went to see Matty the other night he’s such a sploofleburger!

by Nae_nae98 January 1, 2020

Sploop

A mixture of splooge (ejaculate) and poop in the anal cavity thanks to anal

Me and my wife havent have sex in a while, but when she forgot to flush, I saw it was sploop

by catchingfire3 April 3, 2020