Sharpstone Grinder

Herb grinder that is made from cheaper materials, but retains sharp teeth and modest brushed metal appearance.

Bill:I got this new sharpstone grinder now I can grind up all my herbs!
Ted:Lets roll it up!!

by jamullah February 20, 2010

sarpathy

Sarcastic sympathy.

Sean mistook Alicia's expressions of condolence for his broken hair straightener to be sincere, when it was only mere sarpathy.

by penguinshoesdontfit August 22, 2011

SHARPnel

A mix between Sexual Harassment/Assault Response and Prevention (SHARP) and shrapnel.

1. When in the workplace, someone uses explicit, offensive sexual terminology or jokes loud enough to get everyone in the near vicinity reprimanded.

2. You are standing next to someone whom says something sexual near/to a coworker and you both get in trouble.

Person 1: Wow, he is such a cock-sucker. He could probably get more work done if he didn't have so much dick in his mouth.

Person 2: I'm going to walk away before I get caught in your SHARPnel.

by apapaewmowmow May 15, 2014

scarp laser raser

A very sexy man with no hoes because he doesn't eat jello with a spork.
Often found fucking computers.

That faggot is a scarp laser raser

by NiggerNugget August 13, 2016

Sharpie

The act of leaving your wife for a younger model i.e 'doing a Sharpie'

Phwaoor look at that sort, I'd definitely do a Sharpie for her.

by @youngbroker March 1, 2017

super sharp springsteen

see also springsteen and super springsteen, like a super springsteen but better. one without tobacco.

"i was fucked, i had just smoked a super sharp springsteen"

by jeremy springsteen April 30, 2004

jet scarpino

a sweet dude who ate paint chips as a small child. may have been dropped down multiple flights of stairs. enjoys the soothing sounds of adult contemporary music. may not know how to opperate a motor vehicle.

"did jet scarpino do jamie in the bathroom?"

"does andrew fuck dirties? COME ON!"

by mangaman420 March 29, 2005