shwappen

one who usually "lags". a person who very rarely shows up on time, especially when told to "show up on time"

shwappen never showed up in time.he's such a "shwappen".

by rigo April 22, 2003

shnapperton

a small amount of weed, one or two hits worth

you wanna get high?
just a little...
ok, i'll pack a shnapperton

by GStarr and ABeck March 27, 2008

Slapper poach

When someone thinks that you fancy them, yet you ignore it and pretend you like them, yet slag them off behind their back with something extreme yet likley, damaging their street cred and chances of having sex with anyone in the future.

"I'm gunna slapper poach that Ho, I cant believe she caught herpes after sucking off that tramp for a taste of his special brew!'

by AnonM April 25, 2008

shluppery

a huge male or female erection when either the penis or cliteris gets rock hard at the visibility of a fine ass donk

That bitch's donk is so fine it gave me a huge throbbing shluppery.

While the teen girl was playing with her doll house, the song from N'Sync came on the radio. When Justin Timberlake's voice came on the radio she uncrossed her legs to reveal a huge throbbing shluppery.

by RJ McTwinkle May 17, 2012

shlopper-shmearer

an asshole that shlops or shmears paint,stain or other liquids.Typically uneducated or too stupid to perform other forms of employment(one who usually has brain damage from breathing toxic fumes for prolonged periods).

Honey, can we paint the dining room?Yes dear, Ill hire a "shlopper-shmearer"asap.

by Why I Outta April 7, 2013

Slapper

When a man and a women are having sex and the man and women's genatalia slap together

guy 1: They were so loud last night!
guy 2: Yeah, I could hear them having a slapper!

by Mciay September 7, 2015

slappers arm

One who wakes up with a saw arm/arms after a big night playing the pokie machines.

Bro, woke up with the worst slappers arm this morning after double fisting Chilli and Big Red Last night. It was a struggle just to brush my teeth.

by PokiePlaya March 10, 2016