Stanky tip toe

When you’ve gone to the toilet and finished your business, just to realise there is no toilet paper. So you have to walk out the bathroom to gather more rolls with your pants down just below crack level hoping no stinky business gets on your fresh threads and for some reason your tip toeing carefully not to arrouse suspicion of any one in the house.

Friend- I completely forgot to check for toilet paper before going to the lavatory the other day. So I had the pull of the greatest ‘stanky tip toe’ past my room mate while they were having a kip on the couch.

by Mrstealyo_husky March 14, 2018

Spanky

Trump

Spanky will be leaving soon.

by ImperialCrab May 17, 2018

Skanky Daniels

That skank dat made out wit trump

You got a date tonight, yeah bro it’s that skanky hoe skanky Daniels

by But Thor May 28, 2018

Stanky Blanky

When you remove your penis after anal sex and a little poo drips out onto your moms blanket.

Curtis! Get in here! Did you pull a stanky blanky with your little girlfriend while we was out at the Walmart?

by TJ Trainwreck July 24, 2018

Stanky wanky

The Stanky wank wank stank

Stanky wanky, Hanky banky, stanky stank bank wank tank.

by Bunga unga, unga bunga March 4, 2019

Stanky Chez

When someone’s balls smell so badly u can smell them from the Death Star

Yo Man U smell that Stanky Chez bruv that mingin yo use some fanny spray

by DaOGPuzzyLicka69BattyCrem March 17, 2019

stanky jerry

a person who smells like an absolute unit and needs to freshin up a bit

man did you see that stanky jerry his ass was stenching

by Ripper investigators May 6, 2019