Son:"Dad, what's the difference between the country and a small town?"
Dad: "Well son, Two stores, two whores, and a post office."
Dad: "Well son, Two stores, two whores, and a post office."
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When your opinion is irrelevant.
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I ran out of tampons and suddenly realized that I didn't have an id. Luckily I found a Sanctuary Store before my white pants...
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Get the Mom Story mug.A story thats supposed to be readable in one sitting. Therefore, short stories usually are less than 50 pages. The 'shortest' short story is "For sale: Baby shoes, never worn". Its a okay short story, as in those six words, you can sense a tragedy, like the baby died, or the mother had a miscarriage. That shows it can be considered a short story, as you got a sense of something from those 6 words.
Mike: I just finished my short story, its 3 pages long.
Liam: Good, as long as it shows a good story, its fine.
Liam: Good, as long as it shows a good story, its fine.
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