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Two stores, two whores, and a post office.

A comedic way to describe a small town.
Son:"Dad, what's the difference between the country and a small town?"
Dad: "Well son, Two stores, two whores, and a post office."
by boo&brasen September 27, 2014
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Dirty storm trooper

A guy ejaculates into his hand and rubs it all over the head or "helmet" of his penis then inserts it into an ass!
I gave my wife the dirty storm trooper last night
by ER Dark Force April 18, 2016
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cool story bro no one cares

hahahahhahahahaha cool story bro no one cares, now shut up meg.
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cool story bro

Not a cool story.
(And not necessarily towards your/a "Bro".)
Girl 1: I went the to mall today and...
Girl 2: Cool story bro.
by smmmg June 17, 2016
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Sanctuary Store

A store where, in spite of President Trump saying "You know, if you go out and you want to buy groceries you need a picture on a card. You need id. You go out and you want to buy anything, you need id and you need your picture," will sell you stuff without checking your id.
I ran out of tampons and suddenly realized that I didn't have an id. Luckily I found a Sanctuary Store before my white pants...
by CaliPolymath August 2, 2018
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Mom Story

A type of story with no real payoff or purpose. Typically takes the form of a personal anecdote.
Joey just spent five minutes describing his uneventful trip to the grocery store. As soon as he finished, I threw a "nice mom story" at him.
by big drip October 16, 2018
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Short Story

A story thats supposed to be readable in one sitting. Therefore, short stories usually are less than 50 pages. The 'shortest' short story is "For sale: Baby shoes, never worn". Its a okay short story, as in those six words, you can sense a tragedy, like the baby died, or the mother had a miscarriage. That shows it can be considered a short story, as you got a sense of something from those 6 words.
Mike: I just finished my short story, its 3 pages long.
Liam: Good, as long as it shows a good story, its fine.
by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 18, 2018
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