subway size

Its when a guy says he has a 12inch dick but its really only 11inches

"Yo, my dick be subway sized"

by Caraphenilia May 28, 2016

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Fanta-size

To graphically dream of a "jumbo" can of sugary soft drink.

Sticky-sweet libation aside, lots of guys and gals alike often "fanta-size" about huge genitals, either on their own bodies or on those of their significant other.

by QuacksO March 6, 2023

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super size it

to pack an extremely large bowl of marijuana (weed, ganja, pot, grass etc.)

guy #1) bro i got an ounce of some good shit

guy #2) lets go smoke a bowl

guy #1) lets super size it

guy #2) yeah!

by TP koslip March 13, 2010

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Hym "Like, it isn't 'brave' for him to talk about if he's got a big-fat-cock. Really! How is that- Oh wait, it's not reality. Ha! THAT is what we can learn from this. The Christians/Jews will spend an UNLIMITED AMOUNT OF MAN-HOURS to erase anyone who makes a compelling argument against their incest/suffering cult and have likely threatened anyone who would allow me to succeed into silence. What they don't know is this: THEY WON'T ACTUALLY BE ABLE TO ENFORCE ANY FORM OF RETALIATION AGAINST ME. They won't be able to come after your because to come after you they would have to admit they are doing what they are doing.... Which is an INSANE THING TO DO TO A GUY. They're fucking not jobs. They're not going to sue anybody. They aren't going to be able to destroy your career. Because they will be in a cage. That is what THIS is trying to avoid. People who are ✌️✊️✌️Too important to fail✌️✊️✌️ are going to go into a cage. One of them is probably a kike. He WILL flee to Israel. Jordan Peterson is probably already there. He's got his return-ticket in his back pocket at all times. He is their apologetics champion and they will defend him with their lives... Which is the opposite of how champions are supposed to work but whatever man. Everything's gravy. But Charlemagne's dick size is not a brave thing for Charlemagne to write about if his cock is fat. Nobody is running around berating people for having a fat cock."

by Hym Iam May 23, 2024

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size Queen

A woman who only fucks well hung guys. Often will tell you the size of cocks she's had and size your cock up in terms of how it fits in. That's a size Queen.

Nicole was a true size Queen. On our first date, we fucked in the back of my car and she compleimented my 7x6 inch cock. At the same time she sized my cock up against the cocks she had and indicated their lengths and thicknesses using her arm. Despite being above average, she made me feel small compared to the 8-9 and even 10 inch cocks she had.

by kam75xx May 16, 2025

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