sapiosexual

a pretentious asshat that pretends they're only attracted to intelligence to make themselves seem smarter.

"Oh yeah, John says he's sapiosexual"

"He's just saying that because he got an A+ and thinks only people who can 'match his intelligence' deserve him"
"What a dick."

by tobi09 October 16, 2017

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Homo Sapien

Ah, yes. The homo sapien. A species nobody really understands. They have no certain location, for they spread out all around planet Earth. The are not furry, but have hair on certain parts of their body. Some have light skin and others have darker skin. Their hair can be different colors too. No two Homo sapiens look the same; unless they are a genetic mutation. They think they are smart. They have some tatcis, perform weird rituals, and are fasinated with themselves. Some are lonely, but most Homo sapiens form groups. When they become older they separate from they’re original group known as a family, and create their own family. Another form of group is a group called a “friend.” Most hate the homosapien species because of their destructive tendencies. They create things that pollute their planet and they are a huge predator to most animals. We are working on a way to get this ugly kind out of Earth.

A Homo Sapien is dangerous

by This Chihuahua Hero May 9, 2018

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