granny pimpin

Verb-to become friends with an older someone, in hopes that they will trade you their prescription medicine for a little money on the side.

I can't do anythin today guys, i have to go granny pimpin cause i am low on vicadin

by snwduuuuudeee May 7, 2009

Social Pimping

Inviting some one to go out to entertain anther person in the group you don't feel like entertaining.

Social Pimping - I'm going to social pimp karen to hang out with emily tonight so she leaves me alone.

by gangstagoldfish March 17, 2011

Time-Pumping

The act of driving to solely purchase gasoline in an effort to waste time efficiently.

Friend 1: "Where's John? We were supposed to go the game."

Friend 2: "Oh, he's time-pumping again.."

Friend 1: "What the hell is the point of driving to just get gas?"

Friend 2: "No idea."

by Codester91 July 29, 2011

seesaw pimping

This is the average fuck nigga; putting someone down in order to build himself up. Cutting others down to build yourself up is a losing strategy, simply because, in the end you don't truly feel any better about yourself, you're fueling a false ego, and above all, who are you to judge the next man?

seesaw pimping is to say, "real men don't need big dicks, in order to make himself feel better about lacking in that department."

by XPIC October 23, 2015

ghost pumping

Moving your hand up and down a guys dick without actually touching it, teasing the guy and most likely pissing him off but in a good way.

"Stop ghost pumping and just jack me off babe."
"But teasing you is so much fun."

by Icantbreathe1996 March 5, 2016

cross-pimping

When someone wears two separate brands of the same type of thing.

"Man how are you going to be cross-pimping like that, wearing Nike shoes with adidas socks"

by Downsouthpimp April 5, 2016

tinder pimpin

(V): the act of gaining a multitude of matches of the opposite sex on tinder

Y'all are tinder pimpin.

by commandrmcnasty May 7, 2016