mama's pudding

a huge, stinky, dirty, infected, scum covered, chafing, bloody, poo-smoothie

Ey yo mayn, you eva get a case of da mama's pudding? Maynnnnnn, that shit is crazzzzzz-ee!!

by Omfg Dragonite January 12, 2009

Pudsey Pudding

someone who takes up much needed space in the living room that could be used for legitamate stoned people.

Charley: Man, shes taking up so much sofa.
Karl: Yeah she's such a pudsey pudding!
Charley: Heffer. What a draaaaag

by Rogermctittytwatthethird January 17, 2008

Diaper Pudding

The butterscotch pudding colored substance found in your 8 week old's diapers.

The baby is cooking up a batch of diaper pudding in his Huggies.

by Vodzman January 31, 2009

Steaming Pudding Surprise

This has of course something to do with the "steaming Pudding" except its more of a prank! This is where you pour again a good amount of Pudding in your asshole! Once again let the pudding sit in there for a couple of minutes to get that great smelling and tasting touch! Then you go up to the person who you wanna prank(WORKS BEST ON SLEEPERS!!!) then you squat or jump or how ever you can fart the entire load of pudding thats been chillin in your ass for the past few minutes right in the face of the chump your trying to prank!!!

Guy: OMFG!!!! I cant fucking believe you just gave a "Steaming Pudding Surprise"!!! Are you fucking crazy!!!

Pranker: DUUUUDE!!!! I so fucking got you with that !!!! hahahahahahahaha

by Idonteatpudding October 12, 2011

Chocolate Pudding Hangover

CPH is the result of mass chocolate pudding consumption. Groaning, Stomach Growling, Diarrhea, Vomet, Queezy Feelings and other fun stuff.

The 7 year old ate the whole pack and had a Chocolate Pudding Hangover for the rest of the night.

by fork82 October 16, 2011

curly pudding

A horrifying straight sexual maneuver wherein the male partner orgasms on the female pubic area, then proceeds to perform cunnilingus on the female partner. Occasionally this is intentional, but is generally a result of insufficient performance during penetration or as a result of premature ejaculation.

"Oh my god, I just got off!"
"Well, I didn't, you egg-timing bastard."
"..."
"You know what this means."
"Curly pudding?"
"Get down there."

by handy devil September 18, 2013

bronana pudding

A Bro friend, a bro you hold close to heart. A true brother.

Look Broseph, you are my bronana pudding. Don't ever forget it!

by Dosage October 4, 2013