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Hardcore Pokémon 

The process of playing through a Pokémon game by giving each Pokémon one life. It is played through the honour system in which once one of your Pokémon faints, you may not revive it. To defeat the Elite Four is the object, without allowing all of your Pokémon to die.
Dude, I was playing Hardcore Pokémon last night and my starter died. I'm fucked.
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dawn from pokemon 

dawn,a very well known blue head from the contagios obsession:pokemon
also:a veryyyy cute-i gal
she is such a cute-i!
just like Dawn from pokemon!
dawn from pokemon by pearl GAL August 22, 2011

Schrodinger's Pokemon Syndrome 

The glitch that occurs, in Pokemon GO, when the game freezes whilst catching a Pokemon, leaving the Pokemon inside the pokeball both caught and not caught simultaneously.

The term was coined during a conversation between two gentleman in Suffolk England, on the 7th of July 2016.
"really? I got Schrodinger's Pokemon Syndrome, while catching a Snorlax!"

Who's that pokemon? 

1. IT'S PIKACHU

(It's clefairy!)

FFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

2. The question everyone is asked in the middle of a pokemon episode
1. "Hey Joseph, do you remember the 'who's that pokemon' vine?"

2. "When I was watching pokemon and 'who's that pokemon?' started, I thought it was Bulbasaur, but it was Ghastly."

sorry dude, im not into pokemon 

When someone says something to which you havent a clue what they're talking about.... you stare at them blankly and after a pause say calmly, "sorry dude, im not into pokemon" and then just walk away. just walk away.
Craig: "Hey Jeff, I just finished that relativity project i was working on with the group. Sort of crazy how Billy figured out that "E" wasnt really equal to the square of MC because he took out the mitigating factor. You want to come down to the lab and check it out?"

Jeff: .......... "Sorry dude, im not into pokemon"

Starter Pokemon 

Refers to the Pokemon that you can start with in the mainline Pokemon games. You get to pick one of three of these Pokemon per game. All of them have a three-way evolutionary line. They are usually one of the strongest Pokemon introduced and they are usually one of the most commonly used Pokemon throughout the game and by other players. So far they have all been of the Grass, Fire, and Water type.
Which Pokemon did you pick for your Starter Pokemon?

twitch plays pokemon

the greatest internet social experiment in the last decade, no wait, the greatest internet social experiment of all time. one game of pokemon red, played by 80,000+ people at a time. anarchy rulez. heros in this quest include: bird jesus (pigeot) and the great helix fossil. down with the false prophet (flareon) and his master the dome fossil, along with all those that side with democracy.
joe: what are you watching bro?
drew: dude, twitch plays pokemon. i haven't stopped watching since charmeleon was released.
joe: dude, that was 4 days ago.
twitch plays pokemon by nicrage February 27, 2014