PMD

Stands for "Put Me Down" meaning to fill one in or catch someone up on current information/situation(s).

"Fuck these games man, it's time for you to PMD."

by Joshiro007 March 8, 2003

pmp

pissing my pants as in stfu etc

a: bla bla funny shit

B: pmp

by Thrushbeard March 9, 2005

pmh

Pre-menstrual horniness. A side effect of PMS.

"Jesus, this PMH, it's like I'm in heat!"

by losergirl July 28, 2004

pmsh

pmsh P-pissing M-my S-self H-here pissing my self here
laughing alot at something someone has said or done.

yeah im totally pmsh

by xxallyanderzxx April 19, 2008

pmsing

When a woman is hormonal, irrational, moodswingy, bloated, crampy etc. due to the fact that she's on her period or is about to start her period.

boyfriend: hey babe. girlfriend: fuck off. boyfriend: woah, sorry. whats the matter? girlfriend: shuttup you douche bag. boyfriend: whats your problem? girlfriend: you think i'm fat?!?!?! thanks alote bastard. boyfriend: are you pmsing? girlfriend: yes, screw you ass hole! i need some tampons! boyfriend: it's okay babe i'll get you some. (boyfriend leaves to supposedly get tampons). boyfriend: (on cell phone) ahh dude i need to crash crib for a wee, jessica's pmsing!

by passionateone May 29, 2009

Male PMS

When a guy is in a bad mood for no reason about once a month. The cause is unknown but the simptoms are yelling, making threats, ignoring people and throughing things.

Trevor has male PMS today and he dosn't know it.

by J-law March 10, 2005

PMP

Poop My Pants.
Synonym to Laugh Out Loud (LOL)

Comedian: "So, ah, Jesus, Mohammad and The Elephant-Headed Hindu God of Good Fortune, Ganesh, all walk into a Hooters..."

...punchline.

You: "PMP!"

by goldenexclamationpoint December 29, 2010