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pmp

How do you punish Helen Keller?
..Give her a basketball and tel her to read it.

pmp!!!
by B.Mathers May 9, 2009
mugGet the pmpmug.

pmp

pissing my pants as in stfu etc
by Thrushbeard March 9, 2005
mugGet the pmpmug.

pmp

Piss my pants. Used for a funny momment.
Brooke: owwww fell off a chair
Me: pmp!!!!!!!! Lawllllz
Brooke: ikr!!! But it hurt :(
Me: im still pmp
by bcav7 July 4, 2011
mugGet the pmpmug.

pmp

pointless male pride - when men refuse to accept a fact purely because they are unwilling to accept defeat and swallow their own pride
Demetrios would never call or text Sarah because of his pmp, which made him feel that he was right and she was wrong.
by WhoGonnaKnow August 2, 2011
mugGet the pmpmug.

pmp

pissing my pants; or peeing my pants
a way to express laughing other than lol, rofl, or lmao
Guy 1: Omg, did you watch the Hangover?
Guy 2: Yes! Dude, I was pmp.

Girl 1: lmaoo omg so funny
Girl 2: hahahaha pmp
by Leynie December 16, 2010
mugGet the pmpmug.

pmp

by jrmc June 24, 2014
mugGet the pmpmug.

PMP

Me: "I PMP'D that girl so hard last night"
Friend: "Was that pussy good?"
by Highs69 May 14, 2021
mugGet the PMPmug.

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