pmp

pmp: Peed my pants

more than "lol"

How do you punish Helen Keller?
..Give her a basketball and tel her to read it.

pmp!!!

by B.Mathers May 09, 2009

pmp

pissing my pants as in stfu etc

a: bla bla funny shit

B: pmp

by Thrushbeard March 09, 2005

pmp

Piss my pants. Used for a funny momment.

Brooke: owwww fell off a chair
Me: pmp!!!!!!!! Lawllllz
Brooke: ikr!!! But it hurt :(
Me: im still pmp

by bcav7 July 03, 2011

pmp

pointless male pride - when men refuse to accept a fact purely because they are unwilling to accept defeat and swallow their own pride

Demetrios would never call or text Sarah because of his pmp, which made him feel that he was right and she was wrong.

by WhoGonnaKnow August 02, 2011

pmp

pissing my pants; or peeing my pants
a way to express laughing other than lol, rofl, or lmao

Guy 1: Omg, did you watch the Hangover?
Guy 2: Yes! Dude, I was pmp.

Girl 1: lmaoo omg so funny
Girl 2: hahahaha pmp

by Leynie December 15, 2010

pmp

Pissin my pants

I laughed so hard #pmp

by jrmc June 24, 2014

PMP

PMP Means Pound My Pussy

Me: "I PMP'D that girl so hard last night"
Friend: "Was that pussy good?"

by Highs69 May 14, 2021