Lainey Pearson

The hottest girl alive

Omgggggg Lainey Pearson is sooooo hot

by Doritos MLG 21 December 30, 2024

Arlo Parsonage

A boy who can only speak to girls of the age of 7

Arlo Parsonage keeps kissing ollie forest 6 year old sister

by Ollie Forest January 29, 2025

Booty Parsley

residual fecal matter spread thinly between the buddocks, and the mucky stuff that gathers around your ass hole after not washing for three days , and/or also the result of inadequate ass wiping. They probably wiped standing up and the toilet paper shavings fell down on the seat.

Ladies, if 6"5 Khal Drago came over and left booty parsley on your toilet seat before yall did grown up stuff, what yall doin?

by Letmynutsgo86 January 30, 2025

Tim Pearson

From the movie “Grandview, USA” made in 1984. This man likes OLDER WOMEN. Bro just turned 18 and he likes a 27 YEAR OLD …I guess he’s taking advantage of legal age…gulp…

Oh, hey, look, it’s Tim Pearson! Wait- is he going out with-

Yep. That’s right. He just spent the night with a 27 year old.

by h1pp13l0v3 March 17, 2026

Ed Pearson

Something only palatable under the most dire circumstances

I’m so hungry I could eat Ed Pearson

by Bifbob7 June 5, 2025

safer parsnips

A phrase describing concentrating on a small positive while ignoring a massive downside.

If the sun went out we would have safer parsnips because there would be no sunlight to activate the chemicals in their leaves.

by EpicGamers0417 June 18, 2025

Butt Parsley

The tiny remnants of toilet paper, hair, and other matter left on the back of the toilet seat after wiping your butt.

Bro I just took a shit and left so much butt parsley on the seat

by MeatMop June 20, 2025