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Jackie Pat Attack On Crack

This term refers to the rare species of Jackie Pat's that roam our planet. They are little creatures of adorableness that sing songs randomly, laugh through hyperventilating, and make rage faces in public. Shall you cross the path of one of these rare creatures, your life will be forever changed positively.
Person 1: Who are you?
JP: I am a Jackie Pat Attack on Crack.

Person 1: You are adorable.
by girlwhowritesstuff12349 December 24, 2012
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Chunk Pat

A child who has the appearance of chunk from the popular motion picture "Goonies", as well as Pat, from "It's Pat" a movie about a character with indeterminate sex.
by Bookward October 4, 2013
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seabag pat down

A seabag pat down is the half-assed search for little liquor bottles and other contraband that a Sailor may be attempting and easily succeeding at bringing aboard a Navy Vessel. This search is always performed in a lackadaisical manner giving the stuffed seabag a few pats with the hands on the outside, then calling it "searched." Otherwise, with more determination, the contraband might be found, confiscated and therefore never shared with the Sailor on watch who is conducting the seabag pat-down.
Packing my deployment gear took some ingenuity because I had to surround the boxes full of Jack Daniels nips with soft clothing, packed tight. Otherwise, I may not pass the infamous "Seabag Pat Down."
by kdelik January 31, 2014
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flat pat

Androgenous. Sexless. Bland. Warped. Dull. Lifeless. Disapointed.
Dry hump. Let down. Sexless. Sexual deception. Boring. Dull. Disappoint. "Don't make me flatpat yo ass!" Or "Beware the flat pat!"
by SofleekSativa August 4, 2015
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Ot-pat

A place where the cheapest and most low-grade goods are sold.
Where did you buy that from? It looks like you got it from an ot-pat!
by Rumeli January 15, 2016
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Backhand Pat

The act of sucking as many dicks as possible, usually in order to get people to help you move.
I need to get out of this place next week! I'm about to have to give out so many Backhand Pats so people will help
by NotWadeW July 7, 2017
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hard pat

What Daves girlfriend does to him to keep him up all night. Also known as a handjob.
She gave me a hard pat and her hands were soft!
by Sparky1988 December 6, 2017
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