Captins Orders

The sailors used this one in the old Navy days and still do. Before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms. When you get lonely, open the jar and fuck away. The earthworms will provide some slithery stimulation, and your protein load will keep them nicely fed and alive.

Nothin better than a "Captins Orders" on a lonely cruise.

by Renegade412 February 28, 2013

Refraining Order

A legal document that makes you stop singing that same part of that song over and over again.

By the end of the hike, we were ready to slap Paul with a refraining order to get him to stop singing Mr. Jones.

by imanxman January 17, 2016

the order: 1886

The Order: 1886 is a video game on the Playstation 4 released on February 20th, 2015. The game is infamous for being full of QtEs and being extremely short.

Guy #1: Hey bro, I just got a copy of The Order: 1886
Guy #2: Cool, can I borrow it after you're done.

by JustSomethingRandom October 9, 2016

David Olvera Montiel

God Himself

Man: hello David Olvera Montiel
David: hello

by Father Mushroom May 28, 2018

gym order

To sort a group of people by their heights. Gym order is shortest to tallest. Reverse gym order is tallest to shortest. It gets its name from elementary school gym class where students are sorted into a line shortest to tallest for fairly dividing them into teams.

Students, please line up in gym order.

by Whorizon January 4, 2021

National order food day

National food day is when you go on Postmates or DoorDash and order your favorite foods

It’s national order food day and it’s January 14 I’m going to order food

by what’s this again😩🔪 January 14, 2021

edie order

When the matriarchal figure of your family orders too much food

We have 10 left over pizzas in my fridge because my mom made an Edie order yesterday.

by Kim in May 16, 2021