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Oats slurping

Penis licker. Slurping of the penis. With or without oats.
Maria was the best oak slurper known to mankind.
Maria loves to go oats slurping with her man.
by MoneyMoney3339 August 9, 2025
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Oatage

When someone leaves a perfectly round, ominous brown circle on their bed, and then tries to convince everyone it’s Coke Zero instead of the obvious butthole blast radius we are all looking at. It’s not a stain, it’s a shit eclipse.
"My buddy Jacob and I had some crazy butt-sex, had some major Oatage."
by Yung Shmeat December 28, 2025
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Nerd Oath

I'm a nerd whore. thank you Joel McHale, Neil Patrick Harris, James Roday and above all others Steve Colbert
Its true i mean after all its the nerd oath
by jacquibreaky June 6, 2010
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eating oatmeal from a jacuzzi

Overwhelemed with information or work.
I really need a beer, I've been eating oatmeal from a jacuzzi all day.
by cliffzedge November 19, 2010
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Furby Oats

1. A reference to genetically repugnant and abhorrent charactierics, noticeable physically and personally.

2. "Furby" is an adjective referring to disgusting attributes (morally poor, obese, lazy, etc.) and "oats" refers to pedigree. Thus, "furby oats" refers to disgusting genetic traits evident in lifestyle, personality, and appearance.

3. Often times the result of inbreeding, "furby oats" are genetic characteristics that put offspring at disadvantages in life in terms of personality, intellect, and appearance.
What God might have said to the Canaanites (unrecorded): "Do not sow your furby oats, for your genes are a pox on humanity! Your inbred hijinx and lifestyle retardations represent the Devil's clutch on humanity! Your gene pool is infested with retardation and a contamination against the world!" And the Canaanites wept... but bred, anyway, sowing their furby oats.
by Nebraska Trailer Man June 21, 2011
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pro-oatmeal

protein oatmeal, can also be mixed with, (protein, roids, creatine, hgh, glutamine, test boosters, and nitric oxide.)
me and the bros hit the gym early in the AM, before we went to get chicks. We ate our daily bowl of pro-oatmeal so we'd look super swoll.
by brolife July 13, 2011
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Quaker Oatmeal

Adj. Possessing the qualities of one Thomas Regan.
Stop being such a Quaker oatmeal.
by Chanasty February 25, 2014
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