A trait that occurs only in men, when he is looking for something he can't seem to find even though it's right in front of his face.
Al: Argh!! I can't find the tomato sauce!
Fred: It's right there on the shelf! You must have guy vision.
Fred: It's right there on the shelf! You must have guy vision.
by sunsetfunset October 29, 2008

by buttguybuttguybuttguy February 25, 2019

a weird kid whom has no self confidence or lips. is created when lips are curled back and not showing. Hates medicine and gets beat up frequently.
by hank geofry March 14, 2010

Slayer of beasts. Savior of men. Zweihander wielding, robe wearing Messiah. The hero that all of Lordran deserves.
by GooberGui ;) April 12, 2019

A guy with street smarts, city guy not a hillbilly or a suburban transplant, tough, knows his job, can read people. Not a bitch or hipster knows the neighborhoods etc.
by Wolf77 May 21, 2021

A type of person who reminds you of Brad Bellick from Prison Break, namely the first two seasons.
I.e. They are slippery, snakey, only look out for themselves and enjoy others misfortunes and can be power hungry. But underneath is likely to be a pussy.
I.e. They are slippery, snakey, only look out for themselves and enjoy others misfortunes and can be power hungry. But underneath is likely to be a pussy.
“Had the misfortune of bumping into an old school friend today, he’s turned into such a bork guy”
“That fucking prick is such a bork guy, you can’t trust him as far as you can throw him”
“That fucking prick is such a bork guy, you can’t trust him as far as you can throw him”
by King Remy Brillo October 29, 2018

A "cool guy" in a shitty souped up car such as a Pontiac Sunfinre or Chevy Cavalier. Possibly with bucket seats, usually standard transmission. As the left hand is on the steering wheel with the arm partially hiding the face.
by esjay.b March 28, 2007
