North Dakota

The only normal state left in this country.

We do have: running water, electricity, water, metal structures, cars, things to do, room, breathable air, and beer. And the nicest damn people you'll ever meet.

We don't have: real gangsters (Natives caught with cigarettes and sent to YCC don't count), a high crime rate, homeless people on every other block, bad traffic.

Nodak is also quite possibly the best place to underage drink in the US...#1 son (google it and check some statistics).

North Dakota is NOT full of hicks. Nor hillbillies. Nor rednecks. Just normal people. And normal people like fast cars, big trucks, and everything with wheels. We play video games, go to the mall, go to concerts, watch movies, and listen to loud music, just like other people. There is plenty to do, as long as you aren't a lazy ass about it and expect entertainment to just be handed to you constantly.

Oh yea, the weather is really unpredictable, so you can't be a bitch about it.

Conversation amongst North Dakota teens:
#1: "Hey man, what are you gonna do this weekend?"

#2: "Well, Friday I'm either going to a show or the movies, then Saturday I'm gonna go get my booze in Bismarck and party at XYZ's house."

#1: "Sweet, I'm goin' down there Saturday too. Need to find a buyer yet, though."

#3: "Here, I'll give you my sister's number, she'll get whatever you want as long as you pay."

#1: "Aight, thanks. You guys wanna come play some CoD4 tonight after school?"

#2: "Chyea, that game's tits."

#3: "Fuck yea, let's do it! Ima pwn your asses."

by I<3the701 April 10, 2009

North Brunswick

Could possibly be one of the most uneventfully boring towns on the face of the Earth. With 6 Subways and 19 Dunkin Donuts in an 8 mile radius it enables most people to gain mass amounts of weight on donuts and then proceed to lose it quickly eating Subway subs. Masterful idea. The most exciting thing to do in this town is drive around to the Manor or Georgetown and hope to see a gang fight or something.

North Brunswick is to New Jersey what Canada is to North America. Nobody knows its there, nobody cares about it.

by Ron Mexico April 22, 2005

North Paulding High School

A vile concoction of white trash and loud African Americans with a Hispanic and Asian population of .05, you will never find a larger group of stoners and dip-heads. Fornication is common in locker rooms and restrooms. The sports teams claim to have rivalry against East Paulding High School when really they are better than them at everything. A decent school lunch is as hard to spot as the students, and the only decent thing in the vending machines was removed last month. They truly live up to their motto, "First Class, World Class."
Ways to identify a North Paulding Student: Rebel flags, hazy eyes, at least if you can actually spot one due to the fact that they are clad in camouflage.

Did you hear about the second Civil War outbreak at North Paulding High School? The white kids that no one could really see raised the rebel flag and declared war against everyone else.

by KampfBus April 27, 2015

North Cakalacky

North Carolina

North Carolina take yo shirt aw an waive it rown yo hed like a helicoptuh!

LaQuana from Norf Cakalacky? Shizz I knews she was a dirtay bizz-yurd

by Busy Bone August 11, 2003

north burnaby

the part of vancouver (canada) where all the wops live

maria lives in north burnaby and hangs out at carleton square

by mike February 18, 2004

north shore

The north shore is the area just north of Chicago along lake Michigan, running from Evanston all the Way up to Lake Forest. It was infamized by the movie "Mean Girls" and is most noted for its tremendous wealth and 17 year olds driving their parent's lexus, bmw, or range rover. People from all areas despise the north shore, and especially New Trier High School

Just watch the movie "Mean Girls" and you'll know exactly what the north shore is.

by trevian December 14, 2004

North Shore High School

High school in the Glen Head/Sea Cliff joint area. Technically in Glen Head. Highest level school in the North Shore School district. You can walk to most places from here. Right across from the middle school. Right next to the 3 Towns/ Uptown/ By Ralph's section.

North Shore High School is holding finals this week, so after we'll all head uptown.

by me13131313 June 18, 2009