muff huffer

one who partakes in the huffing of muff.

He huffed my muff all night long.

by andy February 7, 2005

lovely blooded muff

A variation of "Lovely Stuff" which was coined by Jules Berry of worldpay fame.

"Out tonight hero?"
"Yeah its gonna be lovely blooded muff mate"

by TimmyMagic November 28, 2006

muff

A Combination of "Messed Up" and "Fucked up"

I was going to sink that 3-pointer but I Muffed up.

by Muff-Diver July 15, 2003

muff

Half a muffin. Discovered when Glenn College was stingy and only gave us muffin halves, instead of a whole one.

"I'm gonna put this muff in my fridge for later"

by orgabulator August 22, 2004

muff

Muff is to lick pussy

Muff your best friend while i wank

by rudi October 28, 2006

Muff

a replacement word for: drink, drunk, beer, pussy, any other drugs, and so on. pretty much is a way to keep what you're doing in the dorm room private and anonymous to the passer-by's in the halls.

Let's muff. Grab me a muff. Dude, you're muffed.

by Matt Baumann December 9, 2008

muff

1. what you do when your fat goes over your pants/tights/skirt/bottoms

2. the verbial form of muffin top

Wow, do you see that girl? She's muffing like crazy.

by Lindsey J D August 21, 2007