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Microchode

Microchode doesn't care about video games, and as long as Halo remains a Microchode owned IP, it is doomed.
by Vazdan February 21, 2026
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Micro Ward

Referring to a person with a very small penis or a penis that is small.
Wow did you see his micro ward it was so small!
by d1slave November 14, 2024
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Microcheating

When someone ‘cheats’ in small ways that are not conventionally considered cheating.

This term is typically only used by people who lack an understanding of how relationships work, as cheating is can be any violation of the relationship agreement between two people. Cheating will look different based on the boundaries of every couple, so microcheating doesn’t actually mean anything.
Isabelle: “when he asks me what my biggest fear is and I can’t say him microcheating on me throughout the relationship and never finding out, so I just say spiders”
Everyone, in unison: *rolls eyes*
by WomenSlayerrrrrrrrrr November 20, 2024
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micro dickism

When you play a cell phone game and spend tons of money on it to be good and bully people in that said game. But is a pussy in real life and suffer from small pee pee syndrome
Rok in last war struggle with micro dickism because they hate there real life micro penis.
by Keldawg5 December 28, 2024
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microdouching

That one friend who knows he's a shitty person so he only says a few petty remarks at dinner.
Trav didn't seem too bad when we were all together last night.

Oh that's just because he was microdouching.
by Peacedancer February 15, 2025
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microceph

Derogatory term for a person who has an abnormally small head as a result of being born with microcephaly, which can occur either due to infections, malnutrition, or toxin exposure. Microcephaly usually results in intellectual disabilities and speech delay, and some may have epilepsy or abnormal muscle functionality.
Kyle: OMG, how come that person's head is small?
Chris: He's a microceph. His mother contracted zika virus during pregnancy and suffered as a result.
by The Real Driller March 2, 2025
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micro-masturbating

Where you delay climax and extend your sexual endurance by tightening your pelvic muscles, it's a way of edging found on TikTok recently.
He has been micro-masturbating for three hours straight.
by ardakirca March 14, 2025
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