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Machonnaise

Do you want your sandwich with my Machonnaise?
by Wildcookie August 11, 2025
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Mahanism

A concept from Mormon theology in the Book of Moses, describing a perverse ideology rooted in secret pacts with Satan for personal gain through murder, theft, and power grabs. It stems from Cain becoming "Master Mahan" after killing Abel, twisting sacred priesthood rituals into a "dark priesthood" based on fear, ego, and oaths of secrecy. Often tied to critiques of Freemasonry as a modern "secret combination" that mimics divine covenants but serves corruption and control.
"Those shady elites pulling strings behind the scenes? That's straight-up Mahanism—killing for gain like Cain did."
by urbanrevelator October 19, 2025
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Mahanism

1. When a male says they are not a woman but show features of femininity, usually because of a bet being lost.

2. Losing a bet and keeping the effects of the bet after the time of the bet has ended
That retired staff follows Mahanism because they are a femboy
by Filostraya January 4, 2026
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MAHENDRADA

The surname/lastname of Brahmin royalty, prominent in South India.
Descendants of one of the rarest royal Dravidan families.
Mahendrada lineage is close to extinction.
by UBDOTCOM January 14, 2026
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Mahjong

it's what cool people play. tends to emit massive aura when playing.
"OMG those mahjong people are so hot, sexy, and cool."
by tinypenguin January 22, 2026
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Black Madonna

1. A cocktail consisting of Pepsi-Cola and gin, similar to a Rum and Coke.

2. A famous icon venerated in the Catholic Church of Central Europe, purported to be the first icon, allegedly painted by St. Luke the Evangelist on the worktable of St. Joseph from life, depicting the Virgin Mary, albeit with a dark complexion.

3. The lesser-known and scandalous working title of an album by American recording artist Madonna, referencing, in entendre, the icon mentioned above, and herself, featuring preliminary artwork photographed by Steven Klein that featured the singer in full blackface in a pose of benediction mimicking that of the said icon. Subsequently scrapped as a title, the album became known as Hard Candy, released in 2008.

4. An unusually attractive woman of African descent, often American, buxom, mysterious, and generous, of whom little is known, but always arrives at just the right time to save the day. A very reliable, ineffable, black woman or woman with a dark complexion.
1. "Aye, Tommy! Make mine a Black Madonna on the rocks, no Virgin, though--save that for Da Vinci! Ha!"

2. "Every time my mom takes us to Poland to visit her family, we make a minor pilgrimage to view the Black Madonna."

3. "I'm not entirely certain the public would receive an album with the title Black Madonna particularly enthusiastically, M. How about you change it?"

4. "Damn. Janelle is, by far, my Black Madonna. This week has been insane, but whenever shit gets rough, she's there, holdin' it down with me."
by PicklePuss November 15, 2013
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Owen Mahaney

Owen Mahaney is idk
by I_D_E_K April 18, 2017
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