MILF-O-Mania

A reunion of MILF's in one place.

"MILF-O-Mania is running wild!!!"

by Krashito September 14, 2016

MILF

Mother I'd Like to Fuck

A middle-aged woman who's young adult children's friends want to fuck. Typically blonde and buxom.

Note: a recent trend has developed in which any female with a child, regardless of her age, is considered a MILF. This is a bastardization of the original meaning of the word as popularized by the movie American Pie. The phrase "childless MILF" has even

been popping up recently, which is obviously ludacrous.

"Dude, your mom is such a fucking MILF, I can't concentrate on this homework."

by OddDoctorMD August 9, 2019

milf investment

this is a significant other that ages like fine wine and will eventually turn into a milf once they hit milf age meaning that by being in a relationship with them now, you are investing in a future milf
*in regards to the usage of milf in this context, gender does not matter, it's a matter of the milf vibes*

bro my girlfriend is such a milf investment
my partner is so hot, they are a literal milf investment
I need to cuff that dude, he's such a milf investment

by a bitch named lizard May 19, 2021

Mifflin County High School

A school in Mifflin County that is well-known for its high-grade fentanyl. Looking for fentanyl? Walk into the bathrooms. Half of the student body is either racist and homophobic, or gay. Good luck finding any actual education, as it is one of the three lowest-ranked schools in the state of Pennsylvania.

“Hey man, did you hear about Mifflin County High School?”
“Yeah man, I’m gonna start going there for my drugs. They have the good sh*t”

by B!tchT!tties April 3, 2022

Keebler Milf

a Hot mom who bakes

dude your mom makes cookies for us every time we visit she is such a Keebler Milf

by TLAW July 9, 2010

Pene Milf

A mother who likes to fuck but only with Spanish kids.

Boy 1: Dude did you have sex with Joey's mom??
Boy 2: Naw dude. She's a total Pene Milf.
Boy 1: Oh, I guess that's why she was sucking Miguel's dick last night

by imalejandro December 25, 2010

2% Milf

When describing any older chick isn't hot enough to be considered a full blown MILF, but is pretty decent and after a night of drinking you would more than likely bang.

"Yeah the HR lady in my office caught me looking down her shirt during a meeting, I mean shes not Hot, but shes got a great rack, shes like a 2% Milf.

by dudemanbroguy September 24, 2014