A woman who looks like a milf from behind or from a distance, but is actually quite ugly when you see her up close and she is not a milf at all.
Person 1: Hmm, that woman with the pram looks hot. She's a real milf.
*Woman turns around*
Person 2: Na, look how ugly she is - she's a fake milf.
*Woman turns around*
Person 2: Na, look how ugly she is - she's a fake milf.
by MichaelToTheJ December 28, 2008
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A sexually desirable middle-aged woman, usually with kids, who inserts one or more of her fingers into her younger lover's rectum during sexual intercourse.
by Professor of Milfology April 4, 2011
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1. the ass of a woman, who has a child, that is so fine you would smother it in syrup and eat it.
2. Mother I'd Like To F***'s bootylicious booty.
1. the ass of a woman, who has a child, that is so fine you would smother it in syrup and eat it.
2. Mother I'd Like To F***'s bootylicious booty.
by Evster18 August 27, 2010
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