Jafar: yo do you want to see this video I just watch
Dave: oh sure let me see
Lobster jump scare: (screaming sound effect)
Dave: (scream)
Jafar: hehehe
Dave: oh sure let me see
Lobster jump scare: (screaming sound effect)
Dave: (scream)
Jafar: hehehe
by Jeff2279 August 28, 2022
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person 1: Bro im edating lmaooo
person 2: whats her name?
person 1: loofsaurus
person 2: no way dude you are so lucky dont let her go brotha man
person 1: ????????
person 2: whats her name?
person 1: loofsaurus
person 2: no way dude you are so lucky dont let her go brotha man
person 1: ????????
by BlitztheFoxi May 22, 2023
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In anticipation of your annual trip to Maine, your sister dreams of riding a giant lobster like a rodeo cowgirl.
by BillyBSevenOne June 24, 2023
Get the Lobster Wrangler mug.When you dip the end of your penis into a a cub of used crab or lobster butter after eating at a sea food restaurant, you then let the butter harden on the top of your penis and then masturbate and shoot the capped off penis butter and seamen into your partners mouth showing them a whole new dimension of flavor!
Bro that crazy girl Becca let me give her some lobster magma after we went to red lobster for date night!
by Vlex614 November 7, 2023
Get the Lobster magma mug.Extremely white female, usually blonde, that vacations in a sunny place and instead of tanning gets sunburned turning bright red and uses frosted lipstick. Almost always dresses in a tropical flower sundress and ends up going home with corn rows in her hair.
Dude! How was Montego Bay? Any good looking chicks at the resort? Buddy replies "nope, just a bunch of Frosted Lobsters and yahoos in muscle shirts.
by Caribbean Jim June 24, 2013
Get the Frosted Lobster mug.An individual who avoids public appearances or hanging out with friends because of an embarrassing sunburn or sunburn lines.
"Hey, have any of you seen Brittany since two days ago at the beach?"
"No, I think she is being a real closet lobster because I know she didn't use sunscreen."
"No, I think she is being a real closet lobster because I know she didn't use sunscreen."
by ThugZone August 16, 2013
Get the closet lobster mug.Similar to the Dutch Rudder where a male would grab hold of his own penis and another person would grab the forearm of the hand gripping the man snake and move it as to perform masturbation. The Portuguese Lobster Boat adds to this act by adding another person to the mix. The third party would then take hold of the arm of the person grabbing hold of the arm of the person grabbing the man meat. The whole thing when coordinated correctly looks like 3 people rowing a boat.
Andy: Hey Joe, do you want to join Doug and I in the living room, we are trying to start up a Portuguese Lobster Boat?
Joe: I always thought Dutch Rudders were gay. But its not gay if it's in a 3 way.
Doug: its never gay bro, chill
Joe: You right...
Joe: I always thought Dutch Rudders were gay. But its not gay if it's in a 3 way.
Doug: its never gay bro, chill
Joe: You right...
by J0HNNY0 September 8, 2016
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