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Lobster jump scare

A image of a lobster Screaming in the background
Jafar: yo do you want to see this video I just watch

Dave: oh sure let me see

Lobster jump scare: (screaming sound effect)

Dave: (scream)

Jafar: hehehe
by Jeff2279 August 28, 2022
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Loofsaurus

An online name for the most amazing person on earth. If you are on discord and see anyone with this name then definitely slide into their DMs. They will be the most kind and wonderful person ever, and are almost always girls. Beautiful, smart, kind, and absolutely hilarious.
person 1: Bro im edating lmaooo

person 2: whats her name?

person 1: loofsaurus

person 2: no way dude you are so lucky dont let her go brotha man

person 1: ????????
by BlitztheFoxi May 22, 2023
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Lobster Wrangler

In anticipation of your annual trip to Maine, your sister dreams of riding a giant lobster like a rodeo cowgirl.
My sister dreams of being a Lobster Wrangler.
by BillyBSevenOne June 24, 2023
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Lobster magma

When you dip the end of your penis into a a cub of used crab or lobster butter after eating at a sea food restaurant, you then let the butter harden on the top of your penis and then masturbate and shoot the capped off penis butter and seamen into your partners mouth showing them a whole new dimension of flavor!
Bro that crazy girl Becca let me give her some lobster magma after we went to red lobster for date night!
by Vlex614 November 7, 2023
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Frosted Lobster

Extremely white female, usually blonde, that vacations in a sunny place and instead of tanning gets sunburned turning bright red and uses frosted lipstick. Almost always dresses in a tropical flower sundress and ends up going home with corn rows in her hair.
Dude! How was Montego Bay? Any good looking chicks at the resort? Buddy replies "nope, just a bunch of Frosted Lobsters and yahoos in muscle shirts.
by Caribbean Jim June 24, 2013
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closet lobster

An individual who avoids public appearances or hanging out with friends because of an embarrassing sunburn or sunburn lines.
"Hey, have any of you seen Brittany since two days ago at the beach?"
"No, I think she is being a real closet lobster because I know she didn't use sunscreen."
by ThugZone August 16, 2013
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portuguese lobster boat

Similar to the Dutch Rudder where a male would grab hold of his own penis and another person would grab the forearm of the hand gripping the man snake and move it as to perform masturbation. The Portuguese Lobster Boat adds to this act by adding another person to the mix. The third party would then take hold of the arm of the person grabbing hold of the arm of the person grabbing the man meat. The whole thing when coordinated correctly looks like 3 people rowing a boat.
Andy: Hey Joe, do you want to join Doug and I in the living room, we are trying to start up a Portuguese Lobster Boat?

Joe: I always thought Dutch Rudders were gay. But its not gay if it's in a 3 way.

Doug: its never gay bro, chill

Joe: You right...
by J0HNNY0 September 8, 2016
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