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knock one off

1. Make love to yourself
2. A bout of self help
3. To masterbate
4. Pull the popes cap off
Dont go to the shop yet sugar, I just need to quickly knock one off.
by Frank Lard June 6, 2007
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Fuck knuckle

Wow jones was a fuck knuckle to jump off that roof!
by Hayden The Sexy April 14, 2006
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Five knuckle shuffle

Slang (Geordie, Newcastle)

Masturbation: The phrase comes from the act of masturbating using the whole hand, wrapping 4 fingers round the shaft of the penis, and the thumb round the other side, hence "five knuckles".
Geordie 1: Howaye man. Did ye score last night?
Geordie 2: Ney chance. I was gannin' the Five knuckle shuffle till it felt like me hand'd fall off.
by Eddie Faulkner May 22, 2008
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klucker

A member of the American white supremacist organization the Ku Klux Klan (KKK).

A person who hates gays, jews, catholics, blacks, latinas and anyone else non-American, white, and Protestant.
The kluckers have been laying low since they blew-up that gay bar.
by Blowfish September 5, 2005
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Knuckle driver

a driver that can only be visable by their knuckles on the wheel as they are either too small or the seat is too far back.

most commonly seen with elderly female drivers or women in mini coopers wearing beatle eye sunglassess.
i nearly got run of the road yesterday. didnt see their face as it was a knuckle driver
by B247E September 25, 2010
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Knock and Don't Run

Knocking on the door of an unsuspecting victim and not running away.The objective is to see how long you can get the person to have their door open for.
Essentially the opposite of nicky nicky nine doors.
Popularized by Neg Dupree of the British TV show, Balls of Steel.

Fun for the whole family!
Guy 1: What did you do last night?
Guy 2: I played "knock and don't run" and got a stiff hook to the jaw.
Guy 1: You are such a BAMF.
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Knackeragua

- Any working class area of an Irish city (e.g. Mayfield in Cork, Ballybeg in Waterford, west Tallaght or Ballymun in Dublin). Can also be used to refer to the entire city of Limerick.
- Derives from knacker + "Nicaragua" and originates from the early '80s when that country was much in the news for being something of a troublespot.
- Such an area will be populated by skangers, norries, skobes, chavs and of course the ludakrisly laughable wiggaz.
- The polar opposite of D4
- "You're where? Neilstown? If you think I'm coming over to Knackeragua to pick you up, you must have shit for brains!"
- "Liffey Valley? Oh yeah, the shops are kewell but it's in the middle of Knackeragua."
by Mick F November 6, 2005
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