humpety hump 

when 2 groups of mates have a contest to see who can hump mate eachothers faster

I wnted competition so I did a humpety hump

humpety hump by TurtleDude87 May 14, 2009

mega hump 

Getting very upset over nothing
Feeling extremely upset over something someone said to you.

Jack called her weird and now she wont talk to him cause she has the mega hump.

mega hump by Eli. December 15, 2008

munchkin hump-myback 

a specific position requiring the following

3 munchkins (small children or very short people will do)
1 female
a pound of hersheys chocolate (no nuts)

1. 2 munchkins lather themselves in melted chocolate
2. the choco munchkins jump on the female and start pleasuring her
3. the other munchkin melts more chocolate in the microwave
4. while the choco munchkins hump the female the 3rd pours chocolate all over them.
5. they all have sex in a puddle of melted chocolate

yo i totally rented some munchkins yesterday for a munchkin hump-myback. i had the best time ever.

munchkin hump-myback by dubble A May 22, 2008

goggle hump monkey 

A person who thinks they look like Amy Whinehouse and is very lazy and idle. Some think the goggle hump monkey is very man like

Goggle hump monkeys are usually found in Urban areas. One is known to be lurking in the United Kingdom in a town called Bristol. It has yet to have been photographed.

goggle hump monkey by 6moley9 June 20, 2008

Gorilla Hump 

Performed by a male on a female during a bang session. While the female is laying down on the bed the male stands up and falls forward. On the fall forward the male inserts his cock into the vag. keep in mind that if you miss your dick will b snapped off.

I give kevin a 10 on the Gorilla Hump he just performed.

Gorilla Hump by CockDiesal August 13, 2009

street hump 

When a fully clothed person goes up to another clothed person on the street and begins to hump them roughly

"Wow man that chic over there is really hot!" , "oh yeah I dare you to go over and street hump her as hard as you can"

street hump by paraleel October 23, 2011

HHNE Hump 

1. A gay action performed by males of the HHNE population in which one male jumps on and violently attacks another male.

2. When a female flirts to the point where the guy's balls are the size of moons hanging so low the male is forced to bend over to balance the weight. This is usually done because the female is drawn towards the "image" or fantasy of hooking up with a guy but doesn't actually want to, since she is a total prude queer.

1. "Yo did you see what Akiva Mendel did to Ari Yakov? "
"No, what did he do?"
"He totally HHNE humped him into oblivion!"
"What?!!?! Such a faggot!"
2. "Chana Mushka is such a bitch duudde"
"No way, what did she do this time"
"She was rubbing my gonads and just wouldn't do anything"
"Why would she do that, such a bitch, HHNE humping and shit"
"Damn straight"

HHNE Hump by phoenixkidgabe December 30, 2013