human

Mostly Harmless
"Douglass Adams" HGTTG

Like SHEEP but slower.

by Carbon Based April 4, 2005

Human Vacuum

One who sucks many a dick, much like a vacuum sucks up dirt. Most of the time it is a woman.

Example 1
Bill : I heard that broads a real human vacuum.
Franky : Yeah, she sucks a lot of cock.
Example 2
Bill (the cox) Clinton : Wow, i'll tell you, Monica is one hell of a human vacuum.

by pete samprass (nick and les) January 22, 2009

Humanese

Written or spoken in a language common to generic humans, as opposed to a nomenclature used by a machine or subset of professionals (like "computerese" for programs or "legalese" for lawyers).

Dude, I have no idea what you're talking about. Can you repeat that in humanese?

by T.SockGuy November 13, 2009

Human Google

Some one who is quiet intelligent, and witty. People often ask him (usually a him) questions relating to all topics. He can often answer you faster than a Google search. Also known as the Googlist, Googler, and the Google. He is all knowing , and powerful.

Jake: *reads* What the hell does this mean?

Eric: Text the human google!

by Unknown_Source_ 19 August 18, 2010

human hole-in-the-bag

A close friend or acquaintance that is not ever funded, or is; that always has thier mits in your (whatever the vice is) sack , constantly draining your supply

Goin to the get together with the human hole-in-the-bag, maybe some one else will have some product so he can drain their sack of goodies.

by UNITED WRIOT June 24, 2014

human

Not the sharpest tool in the box

A rather frustrating carbon based bipedal lifeform that inhabits the third planet from the sun.
Has created many great civilisations and then smashed them up.
Will fight anything different from them which doesnt bode well for when extraterrestrials try to contact them

'Dont go to Earth its got Human beings'

'Errrrr!!!!'

Red Dwarf 1988

by bigmeuprudeboy September 12, 2003

Hamam

1) A turkish bath house rapant with good, wholesome male-on-male action


The best band in the world

1) oo! a hamam! lets go join in on the ass fucking!

2) Hamam rocks

by hidimeTROIS August 3, 2004