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Handless Fuck-Muppet

A person with the mental capacity of a Fuck-Muppet, without a hand in it. IE they are useless to you, offer NO support, and can't even get you off....
This is the handless fuck-muppet that killed your cat with petrol trying to make it go woof.
by WarbearPrime August 14, 2021
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handlese

On today’s complex vehicles, modern technicians/mechanics are faced with daunting repairs to perform, often tedious and challenging. Especially in engine repair, replacing the handlese is a mechanic’s worst fear
Steve(boss)- “What is taking so long?!”

Technician- “Well the handlese is broken!”

Steve- “Handlese?? Wtf is a handlese??”

Technician- “Handle deez nuts and walk away Steve”
by Swagger McPimpDaddy January 30, 2024
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handleable

performing better due to an advantage over something else.
in cars, one able to out perform the other due to weight difference; better handling.
by suprafly July 11, 2003
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Handle Goo

"Handle goo" is the layer of germs and who knows what on anything the public touches. For example a door handle, an escalator handle, the rail or handle on a stairway.
Leaving the bathroom Jill had no choice but to use the door handle and get her hands covered in handle goo.
by BrieKneeVA October 17, 2008
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Handlebarred

When a gentleman is forcefully removed from a bar or nightclub because he has a grotesque and tacky mustache.

This phrase works on many levels: "Handlebar" refers to the gentleman's handlebar mustache. The word "bar" in the phrase indicated that he is hoping to obtain entry into a bar or nightclub. Finally, the word "barred" also refers to his expulsion or being barred from said establishment.
Gentleman 1: How come they kicked us out of that club? Was it my jacket?
Gentleman 2: No, it was your ridiculous 80's 'stache. Man, you got HANDLEBARRED.
by EvanMoody May 2, 2009
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Handlism

The defacing of another persons hand by means of drawing pictures or painting one's nails while the victim is asleep or unaware.
Mr.Reyes said he'd give out detentions for anyone screwing around, Sleeping or Handlism.
by The real Dirty Sanchez. July 15, 2010
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Handlejobbler

A handlejobbler is someone who handles jobs when there is no one else to handle them, and is not very cool because of it.
B: Dude! Chick-Fil-A is closed again! I hate that they aren't open on wednesday.
C: There's a KFC open down the road man! Relax!
B: Nah man, KFC's such a handlejobbler. I'd rather get chinese.
by Ursula McLean March 25, 2011
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