A person with the mental capacity of a Fuck-Muppet, without a hand in it. IE they are useless to you, offer NO support, and can't even get you off....
by WarbearPrime August 14, 2021
Get the Handless Fuck-Muppet mug.On today’s complex vehicles, modern technicians/mechanics are faced with daunting repairs to perform, often tedious and challenging. Especially in engine repair, replacing the handlese is a mechanic’s worst fear
Steve(boss)- “What is taking so long?!”
Technician- “Well the handlese is broken!”
Steve- “Handlese?? Wtf is a handlese??”
Technician- “Handle deez nuts and walk away Steve”
Technician- “Well the handlese is broken!”
Steve- “Handlese?? Wtf is a handlese??”
Technician- “Handle deez nuts and walk away Steve”
by Swagger McPimpDaddy January 30, 2024
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by suprafly July 11, 2003
Get the handleable mug."Handle goo" is the layer of germs and who knows what on anything the public touches. For example a door handle, an escalator handle, the rail or handle on a stairway.
Leaving the bathroom Jill had no choice but to use the door handle and get her hands covered in handle goo.
by BrieKneeVA October 17, 2008
Get the Handle Goo mug.When a gentleman is forcefully removed from a bar or nightclub because he has a grotesque and tacky mustache.
This phrase works on many levels: "Handlebar" refers to the gentleman's handlebar mustache. The word "bar" in the phrase indicated that he is hoping to obtain entry into a bar or nightclub. Finally, the word "barred" also refers to his expulsion or being barred from said establishment.
This phrase works on many levels: "Handlebar" refers to the gentleman's handlebar mustache. The word "bar" in the phrase indicated that he is hoping to obtain entry into a bar or nightclub. Finally, the word "barred" also refers to his expulsion or being barred from said establishment.
Gentleman 1: How come they kicked us out of that club? Was it my jacket?
Gentleman 2: No, it was your ridiculous 80's 'stache. Man, you got HANDLEBARRED.
Gentleman 2: No, it was your ridiculous 80's 'stache. Man, you got HANDLEBARRED.
by EvanMoody May 2, 2009
Get the Handlebarred mug.The defacing of another persons hand by means of drawing pictures or painting one's nails while the victim is asleep or unaware.
by The real Dirty Sanchez. July 15, 2010
Get the Handlism mug.A handlejobbler is someone who handles jobs when there is no one else to handle them, and is not very cool because of it.
B: Dude! Chick-Fil-A is closed again! I hate that they aren't open on wednesday.
C: There's a KFC open down the road man! Relax!
B: Nah man, KFC's such a handlejobbler. I'd rather get chinese.
C: There's a KFC open down the road man! Relax!
B: Nah man, KFC's such a handlejobbler. I'd rather get chinese.
by Ursula McLean March 25, 2011
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