hoser

American military (Navy) slang term referring to someone who performs felatio on men.

"If I see you two together any more often than I do, I'll start wondering which of you is the hoser."

or, as per Canadian

"Don't be such a hoser."

by Adrian Palmer April 6, 2005

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Hopper

The villain of Disney's "a bug's life", most notable for being the leader of grasshoppers in a gang, and full-blown controller of the ants. He was voiced by Kevin Spacey, and was twice asked by the producers to be played by Robert di Nero. He maintains full control of the ants and keeps them in line... until the end of the movie where (after Flik gives a speech about how ants shan't serve grasshoppers) the ants finally stand up to the grasshoppers. Hopper is finally defeated when a bird picks him up in one swift move and feeds him to the bird's chicks. Hopper (despite his death in the movie) makes several appearances in "It's Tough To Be A Bug". And (like Scar in "The Lion King") he pertains a scar on the side of his face (however, Scar's was on his left, and Hopper's was on his right.) He is still a badass villain and rocks better than {Gaston}, Thrax, Maleficent, and {Jafar} combined. (Jus any villain from any movie would not be compared to Hopper.)

Hopper beat up one of his gang members and killed two other. He should be in the UFC.

by pricker75 June 10, 2015

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dingle hopper

a bobby pin bent (so its long) to scrape cashed weed out of a pipe.

can you hand me the dingle hopper so i can pack a new bowl?

by littlelewi November 30, 2009

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cotton hopper

Racist term for African Americans. Derived from slavery times when the slaves were hoping around the cotton fields picking cotton.

We must have owned 30 cotton hoppers back in the day.

by raiderbill September 1, 2009

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Garden hoser

A naive university student who works at a greenhouse over the summer between semesters, unaware of what a 'hoser' is, thus causing all his friends to break out into an uncontrollable fit of laughter.

Dave R.: "I got a new nickname this summer, my boss calls me a garden hoser."

(Friends laugh)

Dave R.: "What? What's so funny?"

by marcuspolacus October 18, 2010

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