goofylife

Goofy to point of cartoon-dom; it's bad when your whole life is goofy.

He is about one knock-kneed, chicklett-tooth, crumb-sprayin', dipsqueeze goofylife!

by BC July 11, 2003

Gooyad

A walldance or a lapdance in which the female grinds her rear end all over the males crotch area. This can be done with or without clothing. These actions mostly take place during parties with great music.

Jim: "Hey Rob, you should've came to that party last night dude. This girl gave me the best gooyad of my life!"

Rob: "Really? That's awesome dude."

by FL@$H August 27, 2007

Gooey butter cake

When your balls are so sweaty they feel like they are melting into your leg

My balls feel like gooey butter cake right now from this car ride

by Gooeyness May 19, 2015

Gooey gyser

A sexual act usually between two males although can have a male and female where the pair engage in anal sex and when the man ejaculates his partner gets explosive diharea and the two liquids mix and explode out of the partners rectum

Steve: hey bro I gave my girl a gooey gyser last night

Matt: disgusting that must have been a mess to clean up

by The gooey gyser September 24, 2016

gooey butt hurt cake

When you insert a stick of butter into your partner's anus, have anal sex, while jazz handsing.

Daniel proceeded to tap dance while Rory gave him a gooey butt hurt cake and jazz handed

by Agatha Lightly July 28, 2016

Goopy sauce

Goopy sauce is over matured male semen the only way to obtain goopy sauce is to milk the goopy god

“Hey is that goopy sauce, yeah it’s full of flavors, how did you get it, I touched the goopy gods love lever and it came shooting out.”

by The goopy god July 21, 2018

Goody Two-Shoes Edgelord

Any type of edgelord that may be edgy, but is still well mannered and behaved, and might possibly be edgy for moral reasons.

He may have looked edgy and even acted edgy, but he still had proper and respectful manners. He was seriously a goody two-shoes edgelord.

by CelticEagle May 25, 2019