Goose Neck

The act of extending and shifting the neck back and forth to the rhythm of music.
Bob: Hey, why is that guitarist extending and shifting his neck like that?

Rob: Oh, you mean Allen? He expresses his inner gooseliness through means of the Goose Neck.

Bob: What?
by RoastBeastMakesForAGoodFeast February 05, 2012
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goose egg

An egg soaked for several weeks in gasoline or kerosene. This process liquifies the sulfur in the egg yolk and blends it with the sulfur in the fuel. When thrown at someone's house or car, a goose egg releases a stench most foul.

Teens in the 1950s commonly made and used goose eggs. The high cost of gasoline has made the procedure too expensive for a good prank.
Ernie and Bob cruised around on Friday night lobbing goose eggs on all their teachers' houses.
by Cap'n Bullmoose May 13, 2005
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Goose Shit

After drinking Grey Goose, Worse than a beer shit. Hard as bricks coming out the rectum, smelling of stink bombs, the stench goes on for days.
After a long night of drinking grey goose you wake up trying to remember what happened and shake the hang over feeling. you than sit up and need a glass of water and than it kicks. you got goose shits. you may sit there for hours coming out hard as a rock but it does and you feel so much better and empty that you got it all out. and than a few hours later the cycle starts again.
by daniellecarmen September 18, 2006
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goose egg

A simple slap on the rear end but a finger is extended into the hershey highway
dude: you kno what a goose egg is?

random chick: no

dude: you want one?
by Sammi Sosa November 22, 2004
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duckduck-goose

A term used to describe when two or more people are going out for the night to have fun.
My girls and I are going to play duckduck-goose tonight at the club.
by OUTLAWxo April 20, 2009
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porch goose

Noun: derogatory for a Brazilian, or someone that speaks Portuguese
Portuguese > porch geese > porch goose
you blow at this game, you fucking porch goose!
by Cmasterflex August 05, 2014
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goose pimples

The tiny goosebumps you get on your arms and your thighs when you're taking a huge SHIT.
"Man, that really gave me a case of goose pimples."

"I just dropped a deuce, and it gave me mad goose pimples!"
by ChristinaWylessss January 24, 2008
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