goofy hoes

Fine-ass, stupid women that just want another woman man

Marie has always been hanging around goofy hoes.

by Itswoody April 3, 2017

whacked up on goofballs

To be intoxicated with a drug. See hepped up on goofballs.

We spent the afternoon whacked up on goofballs.

by Ian Chode February 14, 2004

goofies

Groupies who seek the company of male standup comedians. True to form, they are usually fairly goofy looking.

I haven't been laid since I started doing standup comedy,aside from a few random goofies. I gotta learn how to play guitar!

by Dezrespect May 12, 2007

new boots goofin'

Just goofing, often accompanied by new boots.

I'm just goofin'. New boots goofin'.

by Egret September 24, 2005

Goofy Grip

Male Masturbation Style

you grip the shaft of the penis from above with the thumb towards the body
the thumb must remain on top of the penis, effectively cupping it from above

I cannot use the goofy grip as Jason's face would pop into my head!

by gozorz January 19, 2009

Goofy Ass Ho

A jovial, warm hearted, oftentimes gregarious chap, who passionately engages in socially abnormal behavior with comedy and a twinge of foolishness, all while retaining a good social standing. Goofy Ass Ho's are typically known for losing articles of clothing during their many misadventures and in axtreme cases pieces of technology (cellphones, iPods, etc.)

Kate was such a goofy ass ho last night.

by PluffKittenProblems February 4, 2012

goofed

The act of being very high- usually on marijuana.

"Hey- what do you think of this shit?"
"Man- I'm absolutely goofed."

by Sasquatch June 30, 2003