God

God is the most awesomest person ever to live. He died for us, without him we wouldnt be on the lovely earth we are today. He is like a seed, we are planting the seed. we cant just throw him down and exspect him to grow. we have to plant him in our hearts and cherrish him. we need respect for him and we cant just act nice in chuch we have to be like this everywhere. That is who god is:) my lord and savior.

God is the reason we live.

by kenzie morgan July 21, 2010

God

A fancy word for faith

Because of god i met you

by Misssssssss October 26, 2009

God

a random white hippie with a big beard in the sky

apparently this "god" fights this red guy named the devil. please. any other lies you want to tell me about?

by mephilis6264 November 24, 2011

God

1.
THE MOST POWERFUL
THE ALL KNOWING
THE ALL SEEING

THE ALL HEARING
ETC.

2. What is said when someone is very impressed, astonished, or very unimpressed.

Billy: God has talented John.

Bob: Yes.
Sara: *walks by Billy and Bob* OH MY GOD, LOOK AT JOHN!

by URB4N D1C710N4RY March 31, 2021

God

the most amazing being that has ever existed. God is love.

God loves us more than is even imaginable!

by dino16 February 4, 2010

God

The man people turn to when they have murdered someone because no matter how many people you murder God won't give a fuck as long as you don't talk shit about him.

(Me) - I just murdered everyone in the church... oh well god will be alright with it, it's not like I committed blasphemy or anything.

by The God That Knows Everything May 6, 2015

God

Some jerky dude who was all like, "No Lucifer you cant have anything but I be God so I get it all!!!" Then he was all like, "I'll make a dude & chick from ribs & dirt & stuff!"
The he was all like, "Damn, even though I'm all powerful I messed up. Better kill all des people!"
Then In the end all Christians died & everyone was happy.

Dude one: I just finished Harry Potter, what now?

Dude two: Read the Bible God does all kinds of fake magic!!

Dude one: Head explodes

by SheMightBeGiants June 16, 2015