chode grenade

to fuck a mermaid with a chode

T-Pain chode grenaded in the snl digital short "Im on a boat"

by tommy j. moore February 15, 2009

jager grenade

similar to a jager bomb, it is made up of a shot of jagermeister inside of a glass of Heineken (the green grenade)....aka get messseeddd uppp

dude i just had the most awsome jagerbomb, it was actually a jager grenade !!

by Richard Deg July 31, 2009

throwing yourself on the grenade

distracting the goalie from your dogs girl

sahara

by joe dagag July 8, 2003

fall on the grenade

When My Matron walks in on me wanking in the showers.

Sorry mache..I'll get you a towel!

by Wilt Chamberlin's Penis Lives on My Groin! September 18, 2003

fall on the grenade

To be extremely bored or unhappy with a situation, surroundings or people.

Im going to fall on the grenade in this fucking room.

by Jason "skeezer" Harvey June 16, 2003

gland grenade

particularly strong blast of ejaculate during rigourous sex session

his gland grenade went off right in my eye!

by buckleheid February 10, 2008

chuff grenade

A chuff grenade is another word for a ball, the plural being chuff grenades. To have sex with someone and cum can be referred to as "letting off some chuff grenades"

Rob: Heya Baby, come here cos I wanna let off some chuff grenades in your direction"

by Matt Damon young October 9, 2009