Your mom

Ones female parental figure, oftentimes the target of puns.
Your mama so stupid that she threw a rock at the ground, and missed!
by Your mama, obviously. September 18, 2004
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your world

A term used to describe someone's imaginary life which exists only in his or her own mind. See: Teenager
Maybe in your world homework isn't necessary, but since I'm paying the outrageous tuition to your private school, you're going to finish the homework anyway!
by Sheely November 16, 2003
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on your knees

A command issued by a man instructing a slut to get on her knees and give him a nice, long blowjob.
Horny guy: Hey bitch! On your knees!
(slut starts to suck guy's cock)
by bigdick737 January 20, 2010
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Your face

Your face noun; - refers to a noun in a sentence; it is supposed to replace any noun in any sentence, towards somebody in perticular.
original statement: That looks like a bad accident...
revised statement: Your face looks like a bad accident...

Original statement: Where are they coming from?
revised statent: There on the corner of flamingo annndd, your face!
by Berge March 23, 2006
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up yours

Another way of saying "Fuck you." It is derived from sexual activity where the male genitals are put up the female genitals, an anus or a mouth.
"Hey are you trying to start something with me motherfucker!?"

"Up yours!"
by IceWarm June 21, 2004
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your mom

1. The woman who gave birth to you and/or raised you.
2. An all-purpose insult, used to end a conversation, cover for the fact that you can't think of a witty comeback, or pwn somebody. When used in this sense, the implication is that your mom is sexually promiscuous, of below-average intelligence, grossly overweight, or any combination thereof. Does not necessarily have to make a lot of sense, e.g. 'Your mom goes to college!'
3. A ho.
Dick: '...therefore, your argument can be proven irrefutably incorrect.'
Jane: 'Your mom!'

Jane: 'Ew, this pizza tastes weird.'
Dick: 'Your mom tastes weird.'

Dick: 'Where's the remote control?'
Jane: 'I left it in your mom.'

Stephen Hawking: 'The whole history of science has been the gradual realization that events do not happen in an arbitrary manner, but that they reflect a certain underlying order.'
Dick and Jane: 'Your mom doesn't happen in an arbitrary manner!'

by Something_Vague June 17, 2007
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