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Double Decker

When two people have to poop simultaneously, so one person sits the the lap of another while facing each other on the toilet. If it’s a boy and girl and they are having vaginal intercourse while double decking, it’s called docking the buses.
Yesterday my bro and I had to both poo, but the spare bathroom was close. We ended up doing a double decker, luckily the bowl didn’t fill up.

My girl and I had to drop a deuce so we double decked. She’s got them big boobs though, so after a minute we docked the buses ;)
by MelonLord95 April 9, 2022
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Mariah decker

Mariah decker is the type men will bow to. She is the word itself of strong. Mariah decker isn't good at love but if she does love you you will be blessed by the juice of gods loins. She is to the end of world loyal and you tie her down she will never cheat. She has a look that stares deep into your soul past the bullshit right to what matters. Mariah decker has eyes that will bring countries down. Beware though she is a very deadly thing.
She's got that Mariah decker vibe going
by Lonewolf _alphawolf July 5, 2022
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french decker

When two child molesters are in prison and agree to have gay butt sex with each other and finger each other's buttholes then one of them resends their consent 3 days later and claims he was raped by a fellow child molester
Hey buddy fuck my ass and give me a french decker
by Decker french September 15, 2022
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double decker bus

when you live in a dorm and both you and the people above you are having sex at the same time.
our upstairs neighbors are having a double decker bus with us rn.
by pseudonymforyourname November 17, 2022
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Triple decker doozie

the action of quickly risking a dub, or social credit, by switching up on someone to taunt them in a fashionable manner.
3 times I edged you XD, how? I'm not even edging you at this point I'm preforming a triple decker doozie XD.
by MisterFister'sBlister December 12, 2022
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Upper-decker Double Blumpkin

A dude sits atop the toilet tank and craps in it, facing forward. A woman (or man, I guess...) sits on the toilet backwards and also crals as s/he performs oral sex on the guy seated atop the tank.
What were you two doing in the bathroom so long?
I expelled every fluid imaginable thanks to getting an upper-decker double blumpkin.
by Terry O'Raynis April 4, 2023
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no docket, no food

What chef's say when servers/dishwashers ask for food, and the chefs get mad
Jeff: Can I get a Burrito?
Ethan: NO DOCKET NO FOOD!

Jeff: IT IS JUST A BURRITO
(10 minutes later
Ethan: NO DOCKET, NO FOOD
by 0m@g April 29, 2023
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