Detroit Babysitter

Using a chain and padlock to restrain your kid so you can go buy groceries and/or gamble at the Windsor Casino.

She wanted to go out and party, but she didn't want her 4-year-old messing up the crack house while she was gone, so she used a Detroit Babysitter.

by Misthios February 8, 2010

Detroit Escalator

The act of, while having sex with a girl at the top of the stairs, simply kicking her down the stairs once you are finished.

The night was going well until he pulled a Detroit Escalator on me.

by The Rocky Road Man April 25, 2010

self-detonating google bomb

creating a google bomb to promote your own webpage. intentionally manipulation google page ranking to make your webpage be within the top search results.

steve lerner created a webpage french military victories which when searched for using googles im feeling lucky button. would display a spoof page suggesting search of french military defeats.

by bigposerhead February 8, 2005

principals detention

Its a punishment at school that's less harsh than a suspension but more than a normal detention.

student1- i got a principals detention today for beating up a kid.
student2- i got one too for eating in class.

by yeahbro February 6, 2009

Armchair Detective

An idiot who reads a news story somewhere online such as Yahoo or Facebook and is quick to make a comment about the case coming up with a conclusion without any evidence of their own and/or disregarding the facts reported.

Shut the fuck up you dumb ass armchair detective. Learn how to read and let the facts come out before you open your stupid mouth.

by Reckless Mindset April 22, 2018

detroit basketball

The way detroit plays basketball and the reason we fuck over all other teams and are the champs.

Announcer: Ben wallace just dunked nasty.

Mase: DETROIT BASKETBALL!!!

by J May 27, 2005

Friday Detention

A pathetic way in principals thinking their punishing you, but really your just sitting at a desk for two hours reading, sleeping, going on the computer, or otherwise wasting part of your life while further putting off going back to your crappy home life, and that grounding you got for whatever reason your in friday detention in the first place. Oh boy, what a horrible thing.

Principal: I heard you cheated on a test.
Student: yupp.
Principal: You have friday detention. (haha, i hope they start to cry, for my horrible punishment that will shurley ruin their lives and make them never do bad again)
Student: whatever.
student walks away
Student: hurray, i get to put off going home for two hours. dumbass.

by infridaydetentionrightnowhaha April 30, 2010