masturbating to the dictionary 

A phrase used as a comeback to a Grammar Nazi or to someone who says “grammar is sexy” during a conversation. It can be used in any situation to respond to someone who tries to shame you on your grammar.

i.e.
txt msg exchange
Timmy: Yo Jake, you wanna come over to Jason’s place to smoke after school? Meghan and Jill are coming over and I’m sure your have a dope time with us.
Jake: You mean *you’ll have a dope time.
Timmy: Dude, are you masturbating to the dictionary at your house? Don’t be such a Grammar Nazi.

Lucy: Hey Jamie, do you think Alex is doing good today after the party last night? You think he’s interested in hanging out later?
Jamie: You mean, doing WELL after the party…? Damn Lucy, grammar is sexy just an fyi.
Lucy: Wtf Jamie, when did you start masturbating to the dictionary?

masturbating to the dictionary by runninghighkid August 4, 2018

discord moderators 

the second sub-species based off of the homo sapiens species

according to science, discord moderators are the closest thing we have to the original cavemen

discord moderators by dio brando999 October 29, 2020

Disrecommend

(Rare) A dark, monster-like person suffering from anxiety.

I'm a disrecommend person

Disrecommend by jamesbor_ March 28, 2019

Sir Dicks Up In A Chicken-A-whole Bunch 

Twisted Rapper - "Sir Dicks Up In A Chicken A whole Bunch"- envied the Seattle based rapper "Sir Mix-A-Lot " so much that he tried to market himself using a clever twist (on the Sir Mix-A-Lot name) based solely on his favorite activity.....(stuffing his "Dick up in chicken a hole bunch...)

OH NO... That "Sir Dicks Up In A Chicken-A-whole Bunch" just got a job at the local Chicken & Waffle joint.....Dang!!...Guess I'll just have the waffles....

Sir Dicks Up In A Chicken-A-whole Bunch by Pete Negwaski! December 5, 2012

daddy dialing 

An activity where a girl, while having sex, calls her parents on the phone and attempts to have a normal conversation with them.

My new GF is really into daddy dialing, she says she loves the "danger" of it

daddy dialing by xoxolol April 2, 2011

San Diego Sidecar 

When you strap a peice of household materials to your penis to make it extra gurthy.

My penis soon became a San Diego Sidecar when I ducktaped a highlighter to it.

San Diego Sidecar by jdaddybru December 10, 2017

Diamond Crip 

Diamond Crip aka Six Deuce Diamond Crips are reputedly the oldest crip gang in Northern California and one of the first Crip Gangs outside the Los Angeles area. Their origins hail from Fresno, California. Traces of this gang can also be found in Lowell, Massachusetts and Portland, Oregon. In earlier years the Diamond Crips were known as the Diamond Boyz. It wasn't until a youth from L.A., who was affiliated with the Eastside/East Coast Crips, initiated the merger with his friends from Central California. Thus, in the late 70's, the Diamond Crip Gang was born. The numbers 6 and 2 were homage to 62nd street, the members of this gang were responsible for Diamonds becoming Crips and they are affiliated under the East Coast Crip banner. As time went, Diamond Crip felt the need to self identify as a sole entity crip gang that operated under the Northern California card (set), separating from their Southern California counterpart. 62 became interchangeable as a alphanumeric symbol to the initials "FB" (Fresno Boyz).

1. What's up Cuzz?
2. Nothing, just livin' that Diamond Life.
1. Are you going to the function on June 2nd?
2. Hell yeah! Diamond Crips are going to be deep!

Diamond Crip by No-Town Savage November 11, 2019