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Crimping Wheaties

Has the possibility to literally mean crimping wheaties. Though it probably doesn't actually mean that. The origins of the word are very mysterious, but it probably originated somewhere in Falmouth.
Guy1: Guess what? I'm getting sucked in my plane!

Guy2: Your crimpin' wheaties Tim.

Guy1: Oh my god, I am not Crimping Wheaties!
by Rigon March 4, 2010
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Chimp Nugget

A person with the characteristics and mannerisms of a Chimpanzee.
"He's such a Chimp Nugget"
"Stop scratching yourself, you Chimp Nugget"
by Grimeydropsy January 1, 2014
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Climp

typically used after a sentence to OK it with someone or to complement something. a form of language amongst casual people and hypebeasts.
john - "want to come to my house on the weekend?"
peter - "yeah man climp"

OR

peter - "oh look at my new shoes"
alex - "yeah they look climp bro"
by dls kid September 1, 2019
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cimp

by u a cimp December 25, 2003
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CHIMP IN CHARGE

{ CHIMP IN CHARGE } According to Michael Fazio a.k.a. the author of a Revolutionary new book called Angels on the Ark ~

CHIMP IN CHARGE THE CHIMP IN CHARGE is also a VERTICAL VERSION of { VERTICAL CHIMPS } according to Michael Fazio & the { CHIMP IN CHARGE } is also a descendent of CHIMPANZEES & or BABOON~ETTS ~

So according to an Atheist Congress of the current { CHIMP IN CHARGE } of the USA a.k.a. & the 44th PUSS STAIN we are all { VERTICAL CHIMPS } however there can only be 1 {CHIMP IN CHARGE } & that would be the 44th PUSS STAIN until it passes the baton to the 45th PUSS STAIN in the year 2012 ~ !
Also according to Michael Fazio the chimp in charge is also defined as an ~ANIMAL~IN~THE~WHITE~HOUSE~ BECAUSE WE ARE ACCORDING TO WEBSTERS DICTIONARY IN FACT ALL ANIMAL ORGANISMS THAT ORIGINATED IN THE OCEANS

Of coarse there are many different forms of animals including the human species also known as { VERTICAL CHIMPS } & the sub species of { VERTICAL CHIMPS } known as POLITICAL ANIMALS & these Political Animals are defined by their political ambitions & are also noted in the Encyclopedia & dictionaries as such ~a.k.a. POLITICAL ANIMALS thus effectively describing the 44th PUSS STAIN & his political cabinet of { VERTICAL CHIMPS } which also includes the sub species known as BABOON~ETTS & all of this information is brought to you by Michael Fazio.

If there are any doubts please refer to;

www.AngelsontheArk.com by Michael Fazio
by HoodWinkedbyanAngel December 9, 2010
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the great Chimpopo

The alltime sureame ruler of the Poopo Noono people
by linkzcat April 12, 2005
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Chimpin

The happy feeling one has before and after hitting the "tripping" phase while smoking tobacco. Characterized by a very relaxed sensation, without the light-headedness of a tobacco high. Most commonly achieved while using cigars and pipes; cigarettes generally lead straight to "tripping".
"Dude, you trippin yet?"
"Nah, I'm just Chimpin. These smokes suck."

and

"Woah man. . ."
"What?"
"Im still chimpin from that cigar."
by Mr. Subway September 1, 2008
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