Three's Company Rule

when you are friends with a bisexual person who dates a straight person who has sex with you and the bisexual person: see the movie Threesome

Oh man I think I may have to invoke the Three's Company Rule.

by LondonMcGregor October 11, 2011

Conan

An American late night talk show host who's face resembles some kind of rodent.

"Do you think Conan pays the audience to laugh at his jokes."
"Der!"

by olympus October 2, 2005

threes company

when you put your dick AND two fingers in a girls vagina.

i was fucking amber, and i gave her a threes company, a dirty brian,a tony danza AND a donkey kong.

by xxxchrisxxx October 13, 2006

Misery loves company

The result of a socialist being elected president. Individuals are no longer able to make anything out of their lives and get ahead; they all end up miserable like the lazy bums that collect welfare.

"Did you hear Bernie Sanders got elected president and is going to redistribute everybody's wealth?"
"Shit, with as many people as there are on welfare right now, it just proves that misery loves company!"

by ITNerd August 24, 2016

The Comanche

When you fuck a bitch on her period, take your dick out make her sit Indian style and then dick slap her in the face with the menstrual blood while chanting OH AYE YA YA like an Indian until she looks like a Comanche with war paint on her face

Yo man I gave that bitch the Comanche last night, and she was on the war path!

by Birdflushawty August 31, 2016

Crossroads Trading Company

A small chain of consignment stores mostly found in the San Francisco Bay Area but there are also stores in the Central Valley, Los Angeles, Sacramento, Orange County, Seattle, Portland and Chicago. Their marketing stitch is that you can buy secondhand designer, fashion forward clothing for less than you would pay at department stores and you could sell your lightly used, fashionable clothing for either money or a credit that goes towards their store. Crossroads is staffed by snooty, judgmental bitches with their nose in the air because they think their working at Saks Fifth Ave. or just landed a job at Vouge magazine when instead they look like idiots because they're actually working at a shitty warehouse that smells like crap. The girls at Crossroads also don't know what's actually valuable when you try to trade in your perfectly desirable clothing. For example a girl at Crossroads would rather give you a credit for a D&G dress that you spilled bleach all over and is half eaten by your dog than a nice barely worn pair of black pants from Macys but is unfortunately not a designer brand. Basically unless you want to sell your designer clothes don't even bother trying to sell anything to this lost bunch.

Girl at Crossroads: As you can see I've been highly educated about the fashion industry and style by working at Crossroads Trading Company.
Vogue Employer: You mean Goodwill?

by norcalprincess15 August 10, 2009

Conan the Barbarian

The hero of a series of short stories, novellas and one novel by pulp fiction author Robert E. Howard (1906-1936). Conan is a wandering swordsman whose travels take him into improbable adventures with scheming wizards and lusty wenches. The stories take place on Earth, in pre-Atlantean times. These stories pretty much gave birth to the term sword and sorcery for a certain kind of fantasy tale. Learn more about Howard at rehoward.com.

"I was born in the Cimmerian hills where the people are all barbarians. I have been a mercenary soldier, a corsair, a kozak, and a hundred other things. What king has roamed the countries, fought the battles, loved the women, and won the plunder that I have?"

by Jay Young May 24, 2005