Noun: This term describes the look of an 'innie' belly button, most likely on a heavy-set person, that has worn a shirt that is a little too tight. The odd-shaped indention where the belly button is looks a bit like a womanly orifice.

"Dude, what is up with your stomach?"
"It's wash day, had to wear an old shirt."
"You've got belly cooter..."
"...it's wash day. Shut it!"

Also: Can be sung to Heart's "Barracuda". Oohhhh! Belly Cooter!

belly cooter by GNox August 30, 2006

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Ol’Cooter Claw

A cooter claw is a hand that is infected with elephantitas and can absolutely destroy a women’s cooch at any time when it’s necessary!

“He was fingering me last night and it wasn’t hittin the spot so I told him to wip out the ol’cooter claw and now I need my vagina sewed back together!”

Ol’Cooter Claw by Look up boof assist May 26, 2019

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Awkward Cooter

-Awkward moment

-Much more awkward than the "Awkward Turtle"

-Should only be used for the most awkward of times.

"Awkward Cooter"

-Getting hit on by the same sex. (Only if not gay)

-Three people are standing in a room, already an awkward moment, than you are asked to go to the baby pool? (Life Guard drama)

-Just put your two thumbs together and than your two pointer fingers together and you have the infamous Awkward Cooter.

Awkward Cooter by chillwill123 March 26, 2009

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Double Cooter

When an obese girls fat makes a secondary vagina over the existing one with the excess jiblets.

aww man that bojangles ate too much bacon and got a double cooter

Double Cooter by norcal ninja July 8, 2006

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