coon dog

commonly misreferred to as steve; rare creature that dwells in the black light infested rooms and can be seen writing in highlighter; refers to flat rimmed hats as "fresh" and often compares them to crisp apples; prefers to drink only out of a "das boot" and can be heard yelling obsceneties at 3 in the morning
Did you see Coon Dog ruling the pong table at that partay last night?
Did you see Coon Dog under the sink last night?
by LNSB October 22, 2007
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Coons Feet

A disease you contract after you rent ice skates in downtown Detroit because you just know an African American had previously worn those ice skates.
Robby: Man I know I got coons feet
Bill: How do you know?
Robby: Because I rented skates in downtown Detroit
Bill: Ooooooh man, you're fucked........
by NastyJ January 30, 2014
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coon stomp

1. A phrase used to describe a disappointment or letdown of any kind. 2. the stupid or immature actions of a group of people. 3. not necessarily connected to the racial slur coon.
Guy #1- My whole week has turned into a coon stomp, it seems like nothing has gone right.

Guy #2- That's nothing, yesterday I actually witnessed a bunch of assholes gathered around a raccoon stomping it to death.

Guy #3- Now that's a coon stomp!
by Upoopin? November 30, 2013
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Coon Juice

Black people love kool aid and also was called coons coon juice
by Jaytoven October 10, 2019
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sleen coon

a creature of some sort who has fish hands, a deformed toe, and is tall as oxen.. he likes to snowboard and sleep.
the sleen coon is out like a light once again
by wacko zacko October 13, 2011
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coon fest

A location, venue, or event that is overrun with people of color and their accouterments.
My naive teenage daughter was begging to attend a rap concert in Philadelphia, but relented when she came to understand that it would be an absolute Coon Fest.
See nigger picnic
by The Grand Phallus February 23, 2014
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coon boots

Most likely the style of shoes used to hunt coons.
Hey reggie, grab them there coon boots, lets hunt us some coons!
by racistmonkey03 July 03, 2011
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