candy coated suicide

Falling for someone who you are mad about knowing they are no good for you. The sweet beginning inevitable ending

You are candy coated suicide !!!!

by Dr Rev Bloodpainter October 18, 2022

coat hanger scramble

Different method to the traditional coat hanger abortion, once the coat hanger is inserted as far into the vagina as it will go, use a whisk like motion which will scramble the newly formed embryo and congratulations you have an abortion.

However botched methods may result in a redneck/bogan harry potter.

Girl: "my priest knocked me up, but my religion says i should keep it"

Bloke: "yeah, nah just use the trusty coat hanger scramble and quiff it out later"

by eat mike hunt January 8, 2021

Put the coat on

A phrase used to say to your friend when they are acting cocky or feeling themselves.

Kai: I actually looks so good right now
Philly: alright, put the coat on

by words of litter tray October 4, 2018

Coat

Acronym c.o.a.t. chance of ass tonight?

Text: hey is their a coat? (Chance of ass tonight?)

by Aruokman October 17, 2025

English Duffle Coat

The English Duffle Coat. When someone goes to the toilet, drops their pants and conducts a hand stand over the toilet bowl with their hair sitting in the toilet water. From here they defecate with the faeces rolling down their back into the bowl.

Oh look there's the Vic Premier Daniel Andrews wearing his English Duffle Coat.

by CyQouT. November 16, 2021

coat before you throat

Consume some water or carbonated beverage! coat before you throat the bong rip.

Cewpins: *Oh boy I'm about to snap this bowl!"
Blue dream guy: "Coat before you throat!"

by bowlsnappingbrinkman December 30, 2022

Batter coated orgasm

A deep fried Mars bar

I ate a deep fried Mars bar. I had a batter coated orgasm then died of heart failure but got a massive load off. It was worth it.

by MarsBarBoy February 28, 2011