Clobster

Slang for a mix between fish (usually flounder) and lobster

"Hey Ariel, if your two buddies got together, they would make a beautiful Clobster"

by snarrfblatt January 4, 2012

clompsexual

A person who is sexually attracted to cartoon unicorns and ponies, such as My Little Ponies

Did you see Sarah? She just came out as a clompsexual.

by Glitterlover01 March 6, 2017

CHOPSTICKING

When two men place their penis together and one of the men operate them like a pair of chopsticks.

" Hey bro, pick up that pickled onion while CHOPSTICKING me"

by P1PE June 23, 2017

Clopen

When you work retail and hate your job so you have to close one night, normally a day when you have to stay well beyond regular closing hours, and immediately follow it up with an opening shift.

My boss has me scheduled for 2 fucking clopen shifts this week!

by A.floyd August 22, 2017

Clopin

Term to cover what happens when your management insenitively schedules you to close and then open the business.

"I can't believe it! I have to clopin Saturday night for the third week in a row!"

by Gomiboy December 3, 2017

clons

Money for beer

Bring me clons so I can leave the bar

by Blahblahladygal March 20, 2018

Claps

As good as sex

Yo that oatmeal claps.

by TheConOfDor December 7, 2018