bag of cocks

Comparing someone you know to a large moist bag of severed penises

Man you are a giant bag of cocks!

by Steven Albritton May 17, 2006

12 O' Clock Tuck

When you get a boner in public and flip your cock up into your waistband.(It feels good so try not to bust a load into your bellybutton.

"Dude I was in class and I was thinking about Gabby Bedard and Brandon Smith cuz I'm bi, and I got a boner so I did the 12 O' Clock Tuck. Works everytime. No one knew I had a boner. Except I did bust a load into my bellybutton cuz it felt good." said Tucker Kreis

by Brandoner Smith January 11, 2008

School of Hard Cocks

Rip off offa the "School of hard knocks"

A "Goer"
A "Girl"

John- Josh, where does that girl work?
Dave- She works in the Mall, she is still at school
John- High school?
Dave-Yeah, and the school of hard cocks from what I hear!
John-Nice one!

by Graham Wallace, Mr Wallace Esq October 22, 2008

Sip O'Clock

When an individual or group of individuals collectively decide it is time to get their drink on. This involves consuming multiple alcoholic beverages. Many epic acts of mayhem and debauchery may occur.

It may be 5:00 somewhere....but you better believe it's Sip O'Clock up in this bar.

by inBlueParadise April 5, 2011

fuckoff o'clock

That moment when you leave me the fuck alone.

You know what time it is , fuckoff o'clock

by google inc August 15, 2014

strawberry clock

Strawberry Clock is basically a Strawberry with a clock face for a face, complete with clock hands. He is the self-proclaimed King of the Portal, and is also coolboyman. It is said that StrawberryClock had started the Clock Crew, but it was infact, 3 other clocks - OrangeClock, RaspberryClock and AppleClock. StrawberryClock was considered notorious among most NG Users, making bad animations - the most infamous being 'B'. B wasn't an animation at all, just a red B in a white background. StrawberryClock has been treated as a bad guy in some Flash movies.

"StrawberryClock is the King of the Portal. Everyone loves StrawberryClock. If you don't like StrawberryClock, you are insane and must be burned at the stake.", The opposite of Clock Subliminal Messages by grandmasterj.

by The future AlphaClock May 3, 2005

clocktower therapy

To deal with frustration by going on a shooting spree. Used as a way of describing a very high level of frustration.

"I'm so glad I can take a couple of weeks off or I'd be ready for some clocktower therapy."

by Andrew July 2, 2004